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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2022 1:28 pm
by PonyHag714
What’s the difference between a cranberry farmer and a pirate?
Pirates bury their treasure and cranberry farmers treasure their berries.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2022 10:52 am
by PonyHag714
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2022 11:35 am
by PonyHag714
What did the Pilgrims use to make cookies on Thanksgiving?
May flour.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2022 11:58 am
by PonyHag714
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:48 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the farmer enter the cider-making contest?
He loved the apple-ause.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2022 10:51 am
by PonyHag714
How do Pilgrims kick a bad habit?
They stop cold turkey.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2022 8:48 pm
by PonyHag714
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:37 am
by PonyHag714
Why was there a turkey on Comedy Central?
He was there for a roast.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 10:48 am
by PonyHag714
What do Thanksgiving turkeys become after they die?
Poultrygeists.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2022 11:58 am
by PonyHag714
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the green beans stalk.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:40 am
by PonyHag714
What is a sweet potato’s favorite TV show?
Starch Trek.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 10:41 am
by PonyHag714
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 7:15 pm
by Mechanical Ape
How’s that kid who swallowed the half dollar?
No change yet.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 7:18 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hehe
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2022 10:48 am
by PonyHag714
Why couldn’t the gravy boat make it across the table?
There was a maize to get past.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:51 am
by PonyHag714
What happens when potatoes drink too much?
They get mashed.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2022 11:37 am
by PonyHag714
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing-wing-wing.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2022 11:46 am
by PonyHag714
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pineapple.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:20 pm
by PonyHag714
How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
Merry Christmas to ewe.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:35 am
by PonyHag714
What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
Truth or deer.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:42 pm
by PonyHag714
What did Rudolph have to say about a big book of noses that Santa gifted him?
He said, "I already red that one."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:30 am
by PonyHag714
Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?
He’s cool.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:29 am
by PonyHag714
What did the grumpy sheep say when his friends wished him a Merry Christmas?
Baaaa humbug!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:22 am
by PonyHag714
Where does mistletoe go to become famous?
Holly-wood.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:29 pm
by PonyHag714
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 11:30 am
by PonyHag714
How much does it cost to run Santa’s sleigh?
Eight bucks, or nine if the weather is bad.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2022 12:01 pm
by PonyHag714
What did the gingerbread man get when he broke his leg?
A candy cane.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 10:48 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
So he could sleep like a log.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2022 10:46 am
by PonyHag714
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:40 am
by PonyHag714
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present's beneath them.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 10:53 am
by PonyHag714
What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
Miniature golf.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:41 am
by PonyHag714
What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
Lighten up!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2022 12:28 pm
by PonyHag714
How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
Merry Christmas to ewe.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2022 12:27 pm
by PonyHag714
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:39 am
by PonyHag714
How is Christmas exactly like your job?
You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 10:43 am
by PonyHag714
How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?
“Present!”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 1:29 pm
by PonyHag714
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 11:08 am
by PonyHag714
What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?
The Who.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 11:15 am
by PonyHag714
Why does The Grinch enjoy gardening?
He's got a green thumb.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:45 pm
by PonyHag714
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.