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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:54 am
by PonyHag714
A grizzly walks to the checkout line with salmon and honey...the clerk says, "Gotcha. Just the bear necessities."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2022 12:05 pm
by PonyHag714
What do you call a short person waving at you?
Microwave.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 10:45 am
by PonyHag714
How does Darth Vader eat with a mask on?
He Force feeds himself.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 1:56 pm
by PonyHag714
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:06 pm
by PonyHag714
For Sale: Thick layer of dust. As seen on TV.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:38 pm
by PonyHag714
Why was the report card wet?
Because the grades were below C level.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:48 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
He wanted everyone scared stiff.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 12:19 pm
by PonyHag714
Why are vampires bad at art?
They are only able to draw blood.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2022 11:28 am
by PonyHag714
What sound do witches make when they eat cereal?
Snap, Cackle & Pop!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 2:37 pm
by PonyHag714
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 10:39 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear about the witch who got really angry while on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:36 pm
by PonyHag714
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2022 10:47 am
by PonyHag714
How do you get rid of demons?
Exorcise a lot.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 10:46 am
by PonyHag714
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely?
The crossing gourd.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:34 am
by PonyHag714
What kind of vehicle does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night?
A monster truck.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:30 am
by PonyHag714
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:41 am
by PonyHag714
What does a ghost teacher say to their students?
"Watch the board and I'll go through it again!"
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:46 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Newly webs.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:48 am
by PonyHag714
What type of plates do skeletons like to use?
Bone china.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:46 am
by PonyHag714
Are skeletons good at painting?
No, they prefer making skull-ptures.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:46 am
by PonyHag714
How do vampires flirt?
They bat their eyes.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 12:18 pm
by PonyHag714
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Day-scare.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 12:18 pm
by PonyHag714
What did the bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 10:46 am
by PonyHag714
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?
Get a broom!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 10:49 am
by PonyHag714
Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?
Boo jeans.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:47 am
by PonyHag714
What types of TVs are in haunted houses?
Wide scream TVs.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 2:59 pm
by PonyHag714
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 1:06 pm
by PonyHag714
Where do werewolves store all of their Halloween candy?
In a werehouse.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 12:22 pm
by PonyHag714
What do you call a hip jack-o'-lantern?
Waaay ahead of the carve.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:45 am
by PonyHag714
Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:45 am
by PonyHag714
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 10:39 am
by PonyHag714
What did the turkey say to the computer?
"Google, google."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2022 10:49 am
by PonyHag714
If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
Goblet.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2022 10:53 am
by PonyHag714
With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what's likely to be the most popular side dish?
Masked potatoes.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2022 10:48 am
by PonyHag714
Why didn't the Thanksgiving band get to perform?
Someone ate the drumsticks.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2022 11:58 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2022 11:30 am
by PonyHag714
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 10:47 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 10:41 am
by PonyHag714
What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
"All About That Baste."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 10:45 am
by PonyHag714
Why was the turkey arrested?
The police suspected fowl play.