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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:57 am

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Image Have you ever realised how pretty the second letter of the word hive is?

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Image I was on the verge of winning the "World's Most Congested Nose " competition...and then I blew it.
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Image Gas prices are so high...

Image That even the coronavirus stopped traveling.
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Image A farmer planted a crop of puns.

Image They were home groan.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:03 am

Image Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?

Image It was an April Fuels joke.
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Image They both look great until they hit the ice.
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Image I know you’re wondering… why do bees live huddled together in hives?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 24, 2022 11:37 am

Image What do you say to a blacksmith who's angry about breaking his sword?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:26 am

Image What did the foot say to the sock that was about to enter a race?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:40 am

Image I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:35 am

Image Why did the custard cry?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 28, 2022 11:27 am

Image What’s electricity’s favorite topic?

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Image Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:07 pm

Image What vegetable is the best singer?

Image Corn, because it's always in hominy.
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Image Did you hear about the movie about the man who smashes kid’s toys?

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Image What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 02, 2022 11:47 am

Image Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off...I think I'm being stalked.
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Image What does an air freshener vending machine say on the screen when it's empty?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 11:27 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:25 pm

:unenthused: I paid way too much money for these Velcro pants...what a ripoff.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:43 am

Image Did you get a haircut?

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Image What do you call competitors of McDonald's?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 09, 2022 11:55 am

Image Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

Image His wounds always heel.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 10, 2022 11:28 am

Image What happened when the teacher tied everyone's laces together?

:-/ They went on a class trip.
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Image What do you call a really scary horse that only appears after the sun has set?

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Image My buddy has been sacked from his job in recycling.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:40 am

Image When REM met The Queen, she held up an envelope and then said..."That's me in the corner."
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Image What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Image Hare spray!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 15, 2022 11:40 am

Image Why don't salmon watch cable television?

Image They prefer streams.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 16, 2022 11:32 am

Image What does the Earth get on Earth day?

Image A birthday quake!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 17, 2022 11:59 am

Image Recently, I decided to quit my job at the construction place because i couldn't deal with the heavy lifting...I gave them my too weak notice yesterday.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 18, 2022 11:39 am

Image I want to treat the roads with sugar instead of salt...this way, you know...everyone can have a sweet ride.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 19, 2022 11:33 am

Image What did one blackberry say to the other blackberry?

Image If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!
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