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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 02, 2022 10:44 am

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Image A barberqueue.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:42 am

:starity: What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

:unenthused: It was given two consecutive sentences.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:46 am

Image What did the bug imprisoned in a bottle of perfume say?

Image I’m in-a-scent!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 05, 2022 12:37 pm

Image What did the proud pirate dad say after seeing his son torch an enemy ship?

Image Arr, son.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 06, 2022 10:48 am

Image Why couldn't Cleopatra accept Mark Anthony's death?

Image She was the queen of denial.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 07, 2022 10:53 am

Image Why did the boomer have a no coins policy in his store?

Image He couldn’t tolerate change.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:57 am

Image Did you hear they just opened the worlds largest Lego store in Las Vegas?

Image People are lining up for blocks.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 09, 2022 10:47 am

Image Why are archers good at building planes?

Image Because they're experts in arrow dynamics.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 10, 2022 10:38 am

Image I was slightly surprised to learn that dogs' tongues are smooth...I thought they'd be ruff.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 11, 2022 1:30 pm

Image What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Image Open toad.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 12, 2022 11:23 am

Image What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

Image A buffaloan!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:46 am

Image Orion's belt is a huge waste of space.

Image Terrible joke, only three stars.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:47 am

Image When I was a kid, my family used to move a lot...but I always found them.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 15, 2022 11:08 am

Image What's a hyena's favorite cookie?

Image Snickerdoodle.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 16, 2022 10:54 am

:unenthused: I visited the Air and Space Museum...but there was nothing there.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 17, 2022 10:45 am

Image Why can't Medusa find a lover?

Image Because everyone she meets has a heart of stone.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 18, 2022 1:10 pm

Image So how is the new Looney Tunes video game?

Image I don't like it, it has a lot of bugs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 19, 2022 11:18 am

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Image It logs on.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 20, 2022 10:39 am

Image Just had an operation on my funny bone...the doctor said I'll be in stitches for 2 weeks.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 21, 2022 12:26 pm

Image Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking water?

Image Their relationship was strained.
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Post by Pocket (?) » Tue Jun 21, 2022 5:27 pm

:party: My new OC is basically a sparkledog except as an Eastern dragon.

:-P ...She's an extra long.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 22, 2022 12:42 pm

Image My pastry factory has been pretty successful...so far we've had a good turnover.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 23, 2022 12:02 pm

Image I was trying to shorten a pair of trousers, and now I've lost them. I'm sure they'll turn up eventually.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:41 pm

Image Which sausages are the most immature?

Image The brats.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:48 pm

Image I recently started a boat shop in my wagon...the sails have been going though the roof.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 26, 2022 12:33 pm

Image My wife said to put a baby monitor in the crib with our son...but I don't think lizards make very good pets for babies.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:33 pm

Image An armed robber rushes into a real estate agent's office and yelled..."NOBODY MOVE!"
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 28, 2022 11:18 am

Image Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?

Image Sediment always settles.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 29, 2022 12:25 pm

Image What do you call a tree that’s stuck on a math problem?

:-/ Stumped.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 30, 2022 11:58 am

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Image Vein-illa.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 01, 2022 12:34 pm

Image Why don’t the Jedi have a navy?

Image Because sailing is a path to the dockside.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:40 pm

Image I hosted a party for snails that don't have shells...it was a slugfest.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 03, 2022 12:48 pm

Image Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo...we'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 04, 2022 10:38 am

Image Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

Image He didn't get a good knight's leap.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:17 pm

Image Why do penny-pinchers make great hunters?

Image Because they’re good at picking up cents.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 06, 2022 12:58 pm

Image In his spare time my dad races pigeons...I don’t know why, he never beats them.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:05 pm

Image What do salads say in church?

Image Lettuce pray.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:22 pm

Image God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.

Image But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 09, 2022 11:31 am

Image A cat walks into the vet and says, "Meow."

:ponder: The vet says, "Okay, but where?"
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 10, 2022 11:33 am

Image I have many stories about my unfortunate attempts to bring horses to a halt...they're my tales of whoa.
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