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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 07, 2022 10:54 am

Image What do you call a fruit that studies the night before a test?

Image A cram-berry.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:47 am

Image Cutting down a tree with a block of cheese is easy.

Image You just gotta make sure it's extra sharp.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:49 am

Image As a slice of stale bread, I used to hate mold...but it's growing on me.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:46 am

Image I bought a bag of bird seed almost 2 months ago...anyone know how long it takes for the bird to grow?
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Image What happened to the two apple trees that were planted together?

Image They lived appley ever after.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:36 pm

Image What's a ships favorite drink?

Image Anything, as long as it's not on the rocks!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 13, 2022 12:36 pm

:spoiler: I opened a fresh loaf of bread and found a baseball card wedged between two slices...It was a Catcher in the Rye.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 14, 2022 10:48 am

:allright: How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?

:unenthused: They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:51 am

Image What did Mars ask Saturn?

Image “Hey, can you give me a ring some time?”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:50 am

Image The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.
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:twonk:
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;) ❤️ :twasnothin: ❤️ :fancyhat:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 17, 2022 10:46 am

Image I used to hate when I accidentally ate seeds...but recently, they've been growing on me.
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hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 18, 2022 10:46 am

Image What do you call a owl that is good at science?

Image Owlbert Einstein.
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Image Why was Pavlov's dog's fur so soft?

Image Because it was conditioned.
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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My uncle the soldier endured pepper spray and mustard gas.

He's now a seasoned veteran.
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:twonk:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 20, 2022 2:00 pm

Image What do you call a snakeskin suit?

Image A hissy fit.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 21, 2022 10:43 am

Image What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Image Gorgonzola.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:52 am

Image What do workers in a tea factory never get?

Image Coffee breaks.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:54 am

Image How did Tommy feel when his toothpaste landed on the floor?

Image Crestfallen.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 25, 2022 7:00 pm

Image My son only knows the first 10 letters of the alphabet.

Image Turns out we sent him to a pre-k school.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 26, 2022 12:34 pm

Image A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.

Image His condition is now stable.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 27, 2022 12:46 pm

Image What did the water filled ice tray say to the the freezer?

Image Hey buddy...do me a solid.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:47 am

Image Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny draws a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he picked.

Image He replies "I've got U babe."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 01, 2022 10:40 am

Image What do you call a female horse that refuses to work while the sun is up ?

Image A Nightmare.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:45 am

Image I accidentally drank a jar of invisible ink...I'm now at the hospital waiting to be seen.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 03, 2022 10:45 am

Image What do you call a family that gives a pipe organ to the church?

Image Organ donors.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:41 am

Image I know a person who jumped through a window without getting hurt.

Image They said it was paneless.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 05, 2022 12:49 pm

Image When my girlfriend is sad, I let her color my tattoos.

Image She just needs a shoulder to crayon.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 06, 2022 11:55 am

Image How ironic, a tornado tore through Miss Oklahoma's vegetable patch the day after she was crowned Miss America.

Image She actually got whirled peas.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:41 am

Image What's a superhero's favourite holiday destination?

Image Cape Town.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 08, 2022 10:46 am

Image Did you hear the one about the roofer with a perfect safety record?

Image He never had a shingle accident.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 09, 2022 10:36 am

Image When we were kids, my brothers and I would race to put our shoes on every morning.

Image It always ended in a tie.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 10, 2022 12:11 pm

Image Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Image To get to the other slide.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 11, 2022 1:19 pm

Image Why do dentists never lie?

Image Because the tooth always comes out.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 12, 2022 12:34 pm

Image A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Image Oof.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 13, 2022 2:04 pm

Image What's a six-letter word that means a false feeling of accomplishment?

Image Wordle.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 14, 2022 10:47 am

Image Where do pirates buy their hook hands from?

Image From a second hand shop.
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