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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 25, 2021 1:08 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:04 pm

Image Who’s in charge of the pencil case?

Image The ruler.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 27, 2021 11:44 am

:snobtavia: I hate going to M.C. Hammer's house....he won't let me touch anything.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 28, 2021 11:31 am

Image Why didn’t the gardener cut his roses?

Image Because they used to be buds.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:14 am

Image What's the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Image Rebel Rebel.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:36 am

:spike101: Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

:unenthused: Because there were so many knights.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 31, 2021 10:51 am

Image I have a female horse who sleeps during the day.

Image She's such a nightmare!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 01, 2021 11:27 am

Image Did you know that the queen is only a foot tall?

Image She's a ruler.
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Image Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior officer?

Image General Mills.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:58 am

Image Why are pigs the worst drivers ever?

:twiright: Because they hog the road.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:14 am

:bluh: To the guy who invented the zero, thanks for nothing.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 05, 2021 12:10 pm

Image An owl told me a joke...it was a hoot.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:03 am

Image What's the theme song of an Apple Store?

Image Return Of The Mac.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:28 am

Image I switched my girlfriend’s bed with a trampoline. She really hit the roof.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:49 pm

Image How do mermaids clean their tails?

Image With Tide.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 09, 2021 12:21 pm

Image I have a secret joke about jams but I'm not going to tell you...you might spread it.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Aug 10, 2021 12:12 am

:haw: How do you docs decide who's sane and who's crazy?
:drpony: Oh, we have a simple test. We give the patient a teaspoon and a bucket, and then we tell them to empty a full bathtub.
:haw: Ah! And if they use the bucket instead of the spoon, they're sane.
:drpony: No, the sane ones pull the plug.
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Image I have an empty school hall for sale...assembly required.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:18 am

Image A man's wife left him for a tractor salesman.

Image She wrote him a John Deere letter.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 13, 2021 11:55 am

Image A curious little boy asked his father if he knew why it was so dark outside.

Image Father replies: No, son.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 14, 2021 11:42 am

Image What does a pirate say when he puts his peg leg in a freezer?

Image Shiver me timbers!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 15, 2021 12:30 pm

Image A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink...the bartender says for you, no charge.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:29 pm

Image If my current career doesn’t work out I’m going try my hand as a honey farmer...it’s my plan bee.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 17, 2021 12:00 pm

Image I just found out the Kool-Aid man plays on a baseball team...he's the pitcher.
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Image What's a pickle's favorite game show?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 19, 2021 9:25 pm

Image I went to the dentist to put all caps on my teeth...now I can't help but shout every time I talk.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 20, 2021 1:25 pm

Image What is Iron Man underneath his suit?

Image Stark naked.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 21, 2021 12:15 pm

Image What's an army general's favorite date?

Image March 4th.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 22, 2021 11:51 am

Image Where do plugs like to shop?

Image The outlet mall.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 23, 2021 1:49 pm

:spoiler: Did you hear about the broke tailor?

:cry: He’s hanging on by a thread.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 24, 2021 12:02 pm

Image What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Image Nice shades.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 25, 2021 12:30 pm

Image What do you call a knockoff Hasbro toy?

Image My Little Phony.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:48 am

Image What do bees do if they need a ride?

Image Wait at the buzz stop.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:44 am

Image A pirate goes to the doctor to have the spots on his arm examined. The doctor says: “They’re benign.”

Image The pirate replies: “No, no doc, there be 11. I counted them before I came here.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:23 pm

Image Most garden statuary is only 30cm tall and wears red hats.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 29, 2021 11:45 am

Image Where do pigs hear their favorite songs?

Image On the Ham Radio.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 30, 2021 12:14 pm

Image The first humans saw the sun go up and then back down in 24 hours...and so they decided to call it a day.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:02 pm

Image A giant fly has attacked the local police station.

Image Police have called in the SWAT team.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 01, 2021 11:53 am

Image Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Image Because he was grounded!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 02, 2021 11:48 am

Image Why is it a waste to study history?

Image Because there is no future in it.
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