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Can anyone who has watched riverdale explain kevin going into the woods at night for gay sex with other gay men who go i
N to the woods at night for anonymous gay sex
Not even the part where there's a serial killer in those same woods
Just the gay hookups in the woods at night part
I keep hearing about it and it's never elaborated upon like no don't skim past that
Not even the part where there's a serial killer in those same woods
Just the gay hookups in the woods at night part
I keep hearing about it and it's never elaborated upon like no don't skim past that
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Gay hookups aren't the question, OP, they're the answer
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Kevin is the worst-written character in the whole show. Him being gay and having gay sex in the woods is the least of my problems with his character as portrayed.
I watch Riverdale as a guilty pleasure but it is BAAAAAAD. Objectively bad. Each season gets weirder and more stupid and the character motivations flip flop more than an inflatable tube man in front of a car dealership in a hurricane. Also Archie dating a teacher in the first season is the least offensive thing that happened in the series. Just saying.
I watch Riverdale as a guilty pleasure but it is BAAAAAAD. Objectively bad. Each season gets weirder and more stupid and the character motivations flip flop more than an inflatable tube man in front of a car dealership in a hurricane. Also Archie dating a teacher in the first season is the least offensive thing that happened in the series. Just saying.
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i'm told riverdale is a shitpost
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my only contact with riverdale is this one scene where archie is told he can't graduate high shcool and they hand him an empty folder at the graduation ceremony
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the he decides to join the military after hallucinating ww2 vets
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i'm pretty sure this is real but i have doubts
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Archie was in an unnamed military conflict and was hallucinating members of his squad and suffers from plot-convenient PTSD.DaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑Tue Oct 19, 2021 7:56 amthe he decides to join the military after hallucinating ww2 vets
He was mostly in his flashbacks in trenches that appeared to look like a WW2-like trench and the uniforms also reflected this generic WW2 look.
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It’s true that the original comics sometimes get weird and dark, but Riverdale seems to go even beyond that
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The only appeal the show has for me is the kind that also is in watching a car crash and its aftermath.
Bad and horrific in every way but it's hard to look away.
Teacher-student love affair, serial murderer, murder genes, murder hobos, insane secret siblings and cousins with murder genes, jingle-jangle, brain-washing nuns, insane gangs, insane cults, torture prison with illegal fighting, worshiping a dead body, vigilantism, insane fake religion, moth man, insane writing club at a private school....
I cannot imagine how the writer's room looks like there.
Bad and horrific in every way but it's hard to look away.
Teacher-student love affair, serial murderer, murder genes, murder hobos, insane secret siblings and cousins with murder genes, jingle-jangle, brain-washing nuns, insane gangs, insane cults, torture prison with illegal fighting, worshiping a dead body, vigilantism, insane fake religion, moth man, insane writing club at a private school....
I cannot imagine how the writer's room looks like there.
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lmaoAdiwan wrote: ↑Tue Oct 19, 2021 9:21 amArchie was in an unnamed military conflict and was hallucinating members of his squad and suffers from plot-convenient PTSD.
He was mostly in his flashbacks in trenches that appeared to look like a WW2-like trench and the uniforms also reflected this generic WW2 look.
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Which was the daytime soap opera that eventually said “fuck it, let’s have an alien abduction storyline”? I remember one of them deciding to go weird for a while. I’m guessing when you write this junk for 30+ years you get narratively stir crazy.
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Re: Can anyone who has watched riverdale explain kevin going into the woods at night for gay sex with other gay men who
i think in my life i've tried to watch maybe two super eyepatch wolf videos and of those two i probably finished one
i see he still has that weird way of speaking that i'm pretty sure he's doing on purpose
i see he still has that weird way of speaking that i'm pretty sure he's doing on purpose
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the last video of his i watched is where he tried to detail his own fuck up with ordering a computer
only instead of just saying what happened he made a whole melodramatic video about it
only instead of just saying what happened he made a whole melodramatic video about it
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well technically, this video would now count as the last video i of his i watched
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In season 6 Jughead will watch a Super Eyepatch Wolf video and become a serial killer
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don't two characters save their home from a wildfire with a magic ritualAdiwan wrote: ↑Tue Oct 19, 2021 9:56 amThe only appeal the show has for me is the kind that also is in watching a car crash and its aftermath.
Bad and horrific in every way but it's hard to look away.
Teacher-student love affair, serial murderer, murder genes, murder hobos, insane secret siblings and cousins with murder genes, jingle-jangle, brain-washing nuns, insane gangs, insane cults, torture prison with illegal fighting, worshiping a dead body, vigilantism, insane fake religion, moth man, insane writing club at a private school....
I cannot imagine how the writer's room looks like there.
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I feel like there's better ways to do it than in the woods, at night, where an active serial killer is hiding.Mechanical Ape wrote: ↑Mon Oct 18, 2021 10:06 pmGay hookups aren't the question, OP, they're the answer
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makes sense to meMechanical Ape wrote: ↑Tue Oct 19, 2021 4:21 pmIn season 6 Jughead will watch a Super Eyepatch Wolf video and become a serial killer
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i mean, where else would you go for nightly gay sex hookups in the woods? they probably have to go across half the state to find another woods to have nightly gay sex hookups in the woodsOrange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑Tue Oct 19, 2021 6:24 pmI feel like there's better ways to do it than in the woods, at night, where an active serial killer is hiding.
and even then, who's to say that there isn't an active serial killer or some weirdo cult or aliens or whatever hiding in those woods too?
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may as well have your nightly gay sex hookups in the woods in a woods that's actually fairly close by
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My high school did this to everyone so they could make sure no one had any overdue library books. The diplomas were mailed out a few weeks later.DaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑Tue Oct 19, 2021 7:55 ammy only contact with riverdale is this one scene where archie is told he can't graduate high shcool and they hand him an empty folder at the graduation ceremony
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what if someone ran off with the books
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That’s why I — I mean, that’s why this theoretical person would never have graduated high school.
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the amount of shit teens get into in cw shows and still graduate, they're too busy to ever rent out library books in the first place
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lmao sorry you can't graduate you owe us 30 centsSlateSlabrock wrote: ↑Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:16 pmMy high school did this to everyone so they could make sure no one had any overdue library books. The diplomas were mailed out a few weeks later.
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I totally blanked out this part of my memory but there was a B/C-plot last season where Kevin and others have filmed "sexy" tickle fetish videos.
Also Cheryl Blossom's lesbian relationships and motivations were more than questionable.
The writers don't know how to gay.
They don't know how to in general.
Also Cheryl Blossom's lesbian relationships and motivations were more than questionable.
The writers don't know how to gay.
They don't know how to in general.
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This week Riverdale/Rivervale has achieved peak weirdness.
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The season so far was a horror featurette with parallel universe Riverdales, where most of them were called Rivervale.
This episode it turned out that half of them were (shared?) nightmares of some of the Rivervale inhabitants.
BUT this episode puts up a notch by getting old and killed characters back for this episode.
Old (asian) Reggie, who was only in the first Season, was interacting with the other Reggie and so on.
BUT suddenly Jughead was found dead in the middle of the road strangled and brought to the coroner.
BUT Rivervale's Jughead was alive!
Jughead retrieved a Riverdale comic from the dead body only to find out that he has also a whole longbox of them.
With the knowledge that something is wrong and stories from the comics somehow relate to this they get around and ask if they recognize anyting from that.
Jughead seems to be the only one remembering the "other life" while reading these comics.
Then Cheryl's brother was alive!
BUT was later strangled after her brother was kidnapped by the black hood again (and rescued).
BUT then the two Reggies killed each other.
BUT then for some reason they find a supposedly dead character (forgot his name) working as a physics teacher who knows something about parallel universes.
BUT was killed by another supposedly dead character because the teacher was insane and wanted that both Riverdale and Rivervale universes clash together and destroy each other (somehow).
BUT then Jughead and Veronica wanted to recreate the circumstances when the Rivervale universe was created by recreating the last episode of Season 5 (Archie and Bettie were making out on the bed and a bomb exploded).
BUT then Archie killed Veronica and said he was the one killing the other Jughead and Cheryl.
BUT then Archie was killed by the "dead" Jughead, who miraculously was resurrected.
The resurrected Jughead told he was in a 50's style Riverdale heaven and was resurrected out of nowhere.
BUT then the resurrected Jughead told the other Jughead that they are Narrator and Writer and the not-resurrected Jughead has to go into the bunker in the woods and become the reality-altering writer (and is not allowed to contact anyone) and creatively write and rescue the Riverdale universe.
The episode ends with a mysterious voice calling Archie and Betty at the moment of the last episode of Season 5 warning of the bomb.
This episode it turned out that half of them were (shared?) nightmares of some of the Rivervale inhabitants.
BUT this episode puts up a notch by getting old and killed characters back for this episode.
Old (asian) Reggie, who was only in the first Season, was interacting with the other Reggie and so on.
BUT suddenly Jughead was found dead in the middle of the road strangled and brought to the coroner.
BUT Rivervale's Jughead was alive!
Jughead retrieved a Riverdale comic from the dead body only to find out that he has also a whole longbox of them.
With the knowledge that something is wrong and stories from the comics somehow relate to this they get around and ask if they recognize anyting from that.
Jughead seems to be the only one remembering the "other life" while reading these comics.
Then Cheryl's brother was alive!
BUT was later strangled after her brother was kidnapped by the black hood again (and rescued).
BUT then the two Reggies killed each other.
BUT then for some reason they find a supposedly dead character (forgot his name) working as a physics teacher who knows something about parallel universes.
BUT was killed by another supposedly dead character because the teacher was insane and wanted that both Riverdale and Rivervale universes clash together and destroy each other (somehow).
BUT then Jughead and Veronica wanted to recreate the circumstances when the Rivervale universe was created by recreating the last episode of Season 5 (Archie and Bettie were making out on the bed and a bomb exploded).
BUT then Archie killed Veronica and said he was the one killing the other Jughead and Cheryl.
BUT then Archie was killed by the "dead" Jughead, who miraculously was resurrected.
The resurrected Jughead told he was in a 50's style Riverdale heaven and was resurrected out of nowhere.
BUT then the resurrected Jughead told the other Jughead that they are Narrator and Writer and the not-resurrected Jughead has to go into the bunker in the woods and become the reality-altering writer (and is not allowed to contact anyone) and creatively write and rescue the Riverdale universe.
The episode ends with a mysterious voice calling Archie and Betty at the moment of the last episode of Season 5 warning of the bomb.
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At this point how long before they just remove the 4th wall and have everyone learn they’re TV show characters?
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"You're in a CW drama, Arch."Mechanical Ape wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 12:53 pmAt this point how long before they just remove the 4th wall and have everyone learn they’re TV show characters?
The truth split my skull open, a commercial for car insurance washing the lies away. All of my past was just cliffhangers, episodes ending on nonsensical terrors. I was in a CW drama. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.