AI dungeon excerpts ITT
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:36 am
https://play.aidungeon.io/
i'll separate things from different adventures by post, starting with this one where i became some kind of swole necromancer queen
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my inputs say nothing about punching, and yet...
fairies being fairies
fuck elves
more fairies being fairies
i'll separate things from different adventures by post, starting with this one where i became some kind of swole necromancer queen
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my inputs say nothing about punching, and yet...
> You give the orcs an ultimatum to leave your lands or be eradicated.
You begin to speak in the minds of the three shamans.
"You have had three years to tame this world. Now, it is time for you to put your money where your mouth is.
> You drive the orcs out of the city.
The shamans are horrified. They begin chanting and hurling a mixture of elemental and non-elemental magic at you.
You think hard about crushing three orc leaders, and flexing your muscles.
> You teach the orcs the consequences of war, the hard way.
You charge the shamans, punching one in the face so hard that his neck is snapped and his body collapses to the floor, splattering blood.
> You beckon the remaining shamans.
The other two shamans begin casting their magic spells, but you are already charging them with your fist.
You punch the first shaman so hard that he flies across the room and smacks into a wall, killing him.
> You finish the fight.
You run at the second shaman and punch him so hard that his head is nearly cleaved in two, splattering blood onto the floor. The body slumps to the ground and does not move any longer.
fairies being fairies
You ask the fairy if they need your protection. "You must be the Necromancer." The fairy nods. "We've never had any dealings with the undead before, so I don't really know what to say."
> You ask the fairies if they fear the undead.
"Don't be silly! We love the undead!" one of them declares. You're shocked by how stupid these creatures are.
"The undead have been our friends for as long as I can remember!" another adds.
fuck elves
> You ask the elves if they want your protection from the incoming horde.
The elf shakes his head.
> You leave the elves to their fate.
You don't really feel bad about this.
more fairies being fairies