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Re: ITT we speak in song lyrics

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sun Jun 27, 2021 3:10 pm

:ponder: That coyote is really a crazy clown. When will he learn that he never can mow him down?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 27, 2021 3:50 pm

Image The city where we live might be quite large, but the circle is small

Image Why not tell us all and then the whole world will know
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Jul 01, 2021 6:35 pm

Don’t you know there ain’t no Devil? There’s just God when He’s drunk.
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Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Jul 10, 2021 7:14 pm

:sweetielarm: 911 is a joke :sweetielarm:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:37 pm

Image So forget your past, my goodbye girl

Image 'Cause now you're home at last
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Jul 17, 2021 8:25 pm

My pappy said "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln."
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Aug 28, 2021 1:33 pm

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 29, 2021 3:32 pm

:party: Who can turn the world on with her smile

:allears: Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:40 am

Without love, where would you be now?


Without looooooooooooooooooooove?
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Oct 16, 2021 3:24 pm

And after three days of drinkin' with Larry Love, I just get an inklin' to go on home. So I’m walkin' down Coldharbour Lane head hung low, three or four in the mornin', the sun's comin' up and the birds are out singing. I let myself into my pad, wend my way up that spiral staircase and stretch out nice on the chesterfield, Pithecanthropus Erectus already on the CD player. And I just push that remote button to sublimity, and listen to the sweet, sculptural rhythms of Charles Mingus. And J.R. Monterose and Jackie McLean duet on those saxophones, and the sound makes its way outta the window minglin' with the traffic noises outside, you know and ... all of a sudden I’m overcome by a feelin' of brief mortality. ‘Cause I’m gettin’ on in the world, comin' up on forty-one years, forty-one stony gray steps towards the grave, you know the box awaits its grisly load, and I’m gonna be food for worms. And just like Charles Mingus wrote that beautiful piece of music "Epitaph" for Eric Dolphy, I say: so long Eric; so long John Coltrane and Charles Mingus; so long Duke Ellington and Lester Young; so long Billie Holliday and Ella Fitzgerald; so long Jimmy Reed; so long Muddy Waters; and so long, Howlin' Wolf.
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Image You did your sittin', you did hard time

Image But you ain't gonna sit no more

Image They can't keep you there no more
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sun Oct 24, 2021 3:16 pm

The Duke will DIE BEFORE THESE EYES and he'll know ... HE'LL KNOW ... that it is I, Baron VLADIMIR HARKONNEN, who encompasses his DOOM! Hahahahaha!
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:42 pm

Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:49 pm

Image Have a holly, jolly Christmas;

Image It's the best time of the year

Image I don't know if there'll be snow

Image but have a cup of cheer
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 08, 2021 5:24 pm

:party: It's the most wonderful time of the year

:ohboy: With the kids jingle belling

:allears: And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"

:eeyup: It's the most wonderful time of the year
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Dec 08, 2021 10:42 pm

:amazed: BE OF GOOD CHEER!!!! :rant:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:55 pm

Image Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Image Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

Image You can say there's no such thing as Santa

:unenthused: But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 12, 2021 12:52 am

Image You better watch out

Image You better not cry

Image Better not pout

Image I'm telling you why

Image Santa Claus is coming to town
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 13, 2021 12:14 am

Image We wish you a Merry Christmas,

Image We wish you a Merry Christmas,

Image We wish you a Merry Christmas,

Image And a Happy New Year.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:47 pm

Image I don't want a lot for Christmas

:allears: There is just one thing I need

Image I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree

Image I just want you for my own

Image More than you could ever know

Image Make my wish come true

Image All I want for Christmas is you
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Jan 11, 2022 4:56 pm

:flipout: I threw it on the GROUND!
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:33 am

:twonk: I'm an adult!
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Re: ITT we speak in song lyrics

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:56 pm

Now my robot he ain’t perfect and he’ll prob’ly never be
But even when he’s broken down he’s still right here with me
Well he ain’t as pretty as you are, he ain’t all nice and soft
But when he starts to bug me I know I can shut him off!

Well, I created a robot slave from shit around my house
I’ve never had to clean my pad since I let him out
He always does just what he’s told, keeps his mouth shut too
I think I’ll keep him till I die
I like him more than you
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:27 pm

:idea: Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint!
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Fri Feb 04, 2022 4:34 pm

:hiii: Mama’s got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 05, 2022 4:45 pm

:twiright: The Sheriff of Huddersfield, locked in his castle
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sun Feb 13, 2022 7:30 pm

Jeremiah was a bullfrog!
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Feb 14, 2022 10:53 am

I love you more than Bigfoot trucks
I love you more than shootin’ ducks
I love you more than the pool hall
But not as much as football

I love you more than drinkin’ beer
I love you more than eatin’ steer
I love you more than Les Paul
But not as much as football
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Feb 15, 2022 1:41 pm

:ohboy: OH BABY YOU
GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 16, 2022 11:09 pm

Image What the hell we fighting for?

Image Just surrender and it won't hurt at all

Image You just got time to say your prayers

Image While you're waiting for the hammer to hammer to fall
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Re: ITT we speak in song lyrics

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Mar 03, 2022 5:58 pm

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:01 pm

Ska Boss needs food badly.
Ska Boss is about to die.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:59 pm

Image Look around you

Image It's Christmas time
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Re: ITT we speak in song lyrics

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu May 19, 2022 6:54 pm

:flimflam: When guiding the hand of the market
If it’s holding a cheque or a gun
The fingers go deep in your pockets
And you can live under the thumb

You seem so surprised, what did you expect?
We’re thinking outside of that box that you checked
The terms were presented in full to inspect
You scrolled to the end just to get to “Accept”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 20, 2022 4:13 pm

:allright: My love is in the league
With the freeway

:speakest: Oh, with the freeway
And the coming of the night time
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 24, 2022 12:59 am

Image All of my life, where have you been

Image I wonder if I'll ever see you again
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 06, 2022 4:04 pm

Image And in the midst of the laughter, he cries.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:07 pm

Image Yeah, 'cause he's back

Image He's the man behind the mask
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 06, 2022 9:16 pm

:spoiler: Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon...
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