Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters

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SUBTLE

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My god, Ogamu really is Snape

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This is how she sees us off after we get all our textbooks

This is after she ripped open her shirt and squeezed her boobs at us while making dirty talk about alchemy and PE

There are no laws of causality in this world

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If we were going to meet the Ravenclaw girl in the library anyway, what was the fucking point of having the librarian flash us just five minutes prior?

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And there's my cue to put down the game for the day. Good night, thread!

[West Filly]

I am laughing for real right now.

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Wait is she the blue cat you petted earlier?

Possibly not, given that the cat had red eyes.

[Blarghalt]

A lot of the backgrounds in this game remind me of a cross between something Lisa Rank would make and those terrible landscapes made in Blender on deviantart.

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Wait is she the blue cat you petted earlier?

Possibly not, given that the cat had red eyes.

I mean, probably, but given that we just had that entire pointless scene with the librarian, it wouldn't surprise me if the cat had nothing to do with anything

[RudeCyrus]

Wait, so there are two artists? One for the regular scenes, one for the porn scenes?

Also, I am uncomfortable.

[W.T. Fits]

My initial reaction is to say "date the cat girl" because:

1) She's not as monochromatic as the Gryffindor or the Hufflepuff

2) As far as we know, she's not a sadist like the Syltherin (who may or may not also be Enoby Raven Darkness Black Nightcore Whatshername from My Immortal)

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I woke up two hours early and can't get back to sleep so instead of doing something productive or fun, it's this bullshit again

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Just man up! The table won't hurt you!

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If someone were to come up to me and yammer away while I'm studying at the library, I probably wouldn't mind because I actually hate studying and have a really short attention span. But normal people probably wouldn't appreciate it.

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You know what else would help, is actually studying

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Nope, you definitely noticed them previously

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If we're to infer that her cat ears are a costume piece and she's not a cat-person, then I really have some bones to pick.

I'm not into cosplay or dressing up at all, but I'm pretty sure cosplaying is a damn thing to do, and you don't just put on a costume to go to the library and study.

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Whatever book she's reading is probably still better than this.

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Something about her glasses make her eyes look way too big

Also, wireframes suck

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Why couldn't Rob Thomas just say "You're a Cetaseas, right?" Sure, it's fucking obvious from her color scheme and the fact that she has a dolphin on her shirt, but at least you don't sound like a god damn moron from your sentence structure alone

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Let's ignore the rampant terrible grammar for a second and focus on the important part:

SHE PLAYS BLITZBALL

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Did her head just grow three sizes?

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Finally there's the creepy statement about her body

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the best sport

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OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY IS BLITZBALL

WHAT

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Pictured: A writer who knows nothing about sports trying to write about sports

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I just realized that Kimie said she's the MVP of the blitzball team, whereas a writer who's not a moron would have used "star" along with the position.

Holy dooley, this game never fails to trip on its own feet.

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That's the third fucking time you've made note of those things. Stop being surprised by things you already know are there.

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Especially while studying, apparently.

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smooth

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I suppose it would be too much to ask for her to read literature, since the writer certainly doesn't

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Why would you say "used to" in this context? You're obviously here to impress the girl, so stretch the damn truth a bit.

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So instead of going down the "incredibly obvious spoof" route, the writer just went with "generic crap that popped out of my head in five seconds".

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I don't know why, but Kimie's eyes are really creeping me out

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Kimie appears to be the only character with a solid grasp of how linear time works

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Nope, just delete that adverb from your vocabulary now.

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smooooooooooooooooooooooooth

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For the love of

You don't "eye at" something. You just "eye" it.