Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
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Fartlord Dunktronix
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Re: Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
I just want the thread to know that I'm not skipping many text boxes here. Rob Thomas asked for her number, she said yes, and then immediately jumped to asking about books without actually giving her number. I can't tell if she's supposed to have ADD or if the writer can't remember what they wrote two lines prior.
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Fartlord Dunktronix
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Re: Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
There's like ten text boxes of Kimie and Rob Thomas talking about classes which is surprisingly inoffensive and actually a pretty god damn normal moment, but considering Rob Thomas never calls out the fact that Kimie didn't actually give him her number, I'm almost certain that the writer wrote this scene out of order and never noticed.
Like seriously it's "hey can I have your number" -> "yes! what classes are you taking?" -> "classes!" -> "hey can I have your number"
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Fartlord Dunktronix
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Re: Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
what happened to the phone number
what happened to this conversation
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Fartlord Dunktronix
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Re: Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
Why wasn't this mentioned the first time we talked about his dorm room
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Fartlord Dunktronix
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Re: Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
The causality in this dialogue is at Klace levels
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Fartlord Dunktronix
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Re: Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
When the fuck did this happen? Did the librarian groping herself somehow drain your phone battery????
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Fartlord Dunktronix
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Re: Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
Why are her eyes blushing?
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Fartlord Dunktronix
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Re: Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
Why does this game have so much fucking winking
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Fartlord Dunktronix
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Re: Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
So Kimie kind of stands out, because there was so little creeping on her that I'm genuinely wondering if that scene was written by a different person entirely. (The answer is probably not, because it's still rife with the same grammatical errors and shitty style that plagues the rest of the script). She also has actual interests and the conversation with her was less inorganic and insane than say Izumi's. Elsa's still more likeable because I'm a biology nerd and a drunk, so I'm biased, but Kimie actually has some semblance of a personality here, which is much more than we can say for Izumi and Amaya.
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Re: Oakwood Academy of Spells and Sorcery: Hogwarts meets Hooters
I hate the protagonist more than the one-dimensional love interests imo