The Alliance Alive is a SaGa game made by sane people and is good

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

Oh god

Okay, when you're writing an action scene

You don't actually describe the action

You describe the stakes and the emotions

Describing the action just makes everything feel wooden, like so

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

Why would I chose to miss?

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

FYI, "shoot" and "fire" get the exact same result

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

Selecting "trip" does not mean you trip Shou, it means you yourself trip

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

I am so bored of this already

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

I like how this game has way more contacts than Major/Minor did

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

I have no idea where any of these scenes go

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

I decided to study and now I have to choose what to study and I don't care about any of these things

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

There's a bunch of word vomit I don't care about and now it's time to go home

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

noooooooooooooooooo

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

Why is there so much incest subtext in this game

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

There's an entire scene where Jake Jortles just recaps his day, i.e. talks about shit we JUST did

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

No, she literally isn't! This is the second day, and on the first day she wasn't there either!

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

I skipped a bunch of filler text and finally there is an anime babe

[West Filly]

FAIR MAIDEN I HAVE TRAVERSED THE DESERT OF THE PLOT TO ARRIVE AT THEE

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

And Chekov's anime babe is about to fire!

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

That's not pink hair!

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

How long until I get to dunk on her with my robot

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

Yuuna sounds like every bad Pinkie Pie impression

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

This is too damn dumb to be creepy

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

ok

[Fartlord Dunktronix]

I like how Jake Jortles is supposed to be smart, but the game has bored me into being stupid

[West Filly]

Sounds like we missed a step where we ask her if she's a pilot?

[Logicgate]

My guess would be that the "fuck up" options are to become more prevalent in future battles against tougher opponents to create a semblance of escalating difficulty and tension that can be described as uninterestingly as possible