The Alliance Alive is a SaGa game made by sane people and is good

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:15 pm

And conflict over! Great, let's move onto the next scene.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:15 pm

Anyone who lives in a city with limited parking knows that this is only a slight exaggeration

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:16 pm

Anyone who rides a motorbike knows you can just chain your bike to a lamppost and the authorities won't give a shit so long as you're not causing an obstruction.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:16 pm

THE TWIST

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:17 pm

So you can steal the spot anyway, but I've been this far before and I know that doing so will get the bike towed.

Frankly, the bike is the most interesting of this game so far, and I'm not going to give it up.

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:18 pm

Just put it in the bicycle stands. Seriously no one gives a damn where you park a motorbike.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:18 pm

...and that ends the scene.

If you choose to steal the spot, the spot's owner will show up immediately and tell you to move your bike. At that point, you can do that, or you can roundhouse kick him.

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:19 pm

A man shows up?

Okay well that's a missed opportunity right there :v

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:20 pm

WE'RE FINALLY IN CLASS

I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET ALL THE BANGIN JAPANESE BABES WE'RE GONNA GET ROWDY WITH

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:22 pm

I also had to take statistics again in college, because my AP credit didn't count for some reason.

My statistics professor was the worst teacher I had in my life. She lied to me, which almost made me not graduate on time. I still have nightmares about her once in a while.

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:22 pm

SIX PAGES LATER WE'RE FINALLY HERE

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:24 pm

Fartlord Dunktronix wrote: ↑
Sat May 05, 2018 3:22 pm

My statistics professor was the worst teacher I had in my life. She lied to me, which almost made me not graduate on time.

That sucks dude

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:29 pm

Characters who don't get a name also don't get art. Just a silhouette.

Guess what? Every character in this scene is a silhouette!

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:30 pm

Hold up a second.

So the professor says "Are you supposed to be here" and that's enough to dissuade the students who aren't to leave?

What the fuck is going on?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:30 pm

Yes, because going over the fucking syllabus is the most interesting part of class!

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:33 pm

So I'm not sure what the green highlight means. I assume it means the option is only available to us because we picked the Intellect trait. So uh, I'm picking it.

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:34 pm

I wonder if an athletic person would have been able to hit Kaori at the lights? unpack their shit faster and save us so many panels.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:34 pm

That... could be interesting?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:35 pm

A THING IS HAPPENING

WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN LIKE FIVE SCENES AGO

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:35 pm

i fucking told you this scene is nothing but silhouettes

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:36 pm

Thank you for introducing some kind of urgency, MALE STUDENT

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:37 pm

Thank you mister infodump

How hard would it have been to just introduce another student with a name and go "Yeah, most people form their teams over the summer, that's why the deadline is so close"

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:37 pm

It hasn't been perfect, but thus far the unnamed characters have been much more interesting than the named characters.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:37 pm

Why not just have Jake Jortles say this? Why introduce a non-character to do it for him?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:38 pm

lmao what a dickhead

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:38 pm

That Q&A added nothing.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:40 pm

okay can we finish this exposition yet

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:41 pm

I don't think this exposition would have been so bad if it were one of the earlier scenes in the game, but we're six pages in and we've only just started to get to the point.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:41 pm

Class ends with more filler lines and then as Jake Jortles leaves class he overhears stuff from more shadows

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:41 pm

THEY ARE INSULTING JAKE'S DEAD DAD

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:42 pm

It just occurred to me: How rich do you have to be to have your own gundam in order to attend this school?

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:43 pm

Look at all this fucking filler. LOOK AT IT.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:46 pm

Look at all those towering mech suits

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:47 pm

Oh come the FUCK on, it's a story about being an American in Japan and your mech is named EAGLE??????

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:49 pm

help i am being bullied for being an inferior gaijin

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:50 pm

Are those colors bright? IDK anything about colors.

Also, it still really bugs me that this character is American but uses non-American spellings. Just make the fucking character Canadian!

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:51 pm

I wish you could hear the voice acting on this line because hot damn it is every bad VA reel on youtube

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:51 pm

They're probably laughing at us for having a crummy hand-me-down mech.

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:52 pm

Oh here's a NAMED CHARACTER.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Sat May 05, 2018 3:52 pm

Fartlord Dunktronix wrote: ↑
Fri May 04, 2018 6:02 pm

YES