Posing naked in Riverwood - Weird and/or funny Mods [NSFW] [NSFL] [NSFDL] [Requires ApachiiSkyHair] [compatible with CBB

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I'm mostly curious about the massive pile of things that had to be done to get the gildergreen to look like this.

And are those dragon tongues? The hell are they doing in whiterun

this is a mod for a follower that has no clothes on normally and the difference between version 1.02 and 1.03 was making her boobs perkier.

The worst part is, I've been digging at this garbage for so long that the weird sexy lady part doesn't phase me but the unusual flora is what struck me as odd

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

"You will address me as the Emperor of Cyrodiil!"

"Why is your throne in the middle of the woods?"

"I... Look the war was really expensive and I had to sell basically everything!"

[West Filly]

I get the feeling Bethesda could make a lot of money off an RPG with more anime ish styling.

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

Thanks for the shot of her knees, I wasn't sure if it was Avril Lavigne or not until I saw her distinct knees.

Oh yeah this is a skyrim follower version of Avril Lavigne.

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

For the people who can't reconcile the need for the effects of headgear in combat with the desire to have crazy hair on their perfect little dolly:



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[West Filly]

New idea for an anime: Their hair is as hard as steel and they fight using their hair. Each crazy hairstyle has its own unique possible moves.

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

New idea for an anime: Their hair is as hard as steel and they fight using their hair.

I can dig it.

[Quanta]

I get the feeling Bethesda could make a lot of money off an RPG with more anime ish styling.

I support this as long as the villain in the Japanese voice track is voiced by Takehito Koyasu (the voice of DIO)

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

My first thought with this mod was "dwemer codpiece" but then I noticed that even Calcemo is sexy here.

Like, he's over a hundred and he spends all his time studying dwarves. I have to bribe a bard to get him laid!

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

Extending the Lusty Argonian Maid and its opposite-gender counterpart The Sultry Argonian Bard by changing them from entrende-soaked punnery to actual garbage erotica.

I don't think I've seen the point missed this hard in years.

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these dozens of wolves were no match for my dippin dots sword!!!!

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

what's your favorite water level music? I think DKC's wins for me.

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

Skyrim modders gave up on how this awkward thing is supposed to be used as well, it's just a greatsword

[Venusy]

For the people who can't reconcile the need for the effects of headgear in combat with the desire to have crazy hair on their perfect little dolly:



auto-hatting

wouldn't it be easier to handle this the way some other games do, you choose your best armour for your stats, but then you can choose any set of armour from your inventory for how it displays everywhere, rather than having to write up something for autoswitching in combat

i mean there's probably a guardians of the galaxy mod where it'd make sense for your helmet to suddenly materialize around your face

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

at the end of the thieves guild questline, which you've never done as it involves giving up the skeleton key, Nocturnal shows up wearing a racy robe. Naturally there's mods to make it obtainable, and then there's mods to make it even sexier. This is actually one of them - it has semi-transparent variations.

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

Muiri is a Breton apprentice alchemist at Markarth. She's the client for the dark brotherhood quest mourning never comes, wherein she petitions for the death of her ex-lover for using her to get at a friend's family heirloom, and that friend for tossing her out like yesterday's garbage.

Naturally when dealing with a character who would stab a human effigy in a ritual to summon assassins, we need to make her

Rosehip is a simple, but cute flower, like Muiri. He is gentle in appearance and brings generous fruits. I think it's wonderful.

cute

Personal skills have remained unchanged - many authors have created strong women, and I decided to go the other way: the woman remains a woman - real, calm and weak, so that every Dovahkiin can feel like a real warrior and a men, simply because it is natural.

There is at least a light at the end of the tunnel: she isn't a titmonster and isn't wearing dwemer pasties

(I have in fact encountered dwemer pasties)

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

No better way to introduce a ton of rats to Skyrim than buying them for 289 gold each, eh?

Eh?!

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

of course there are mods for the buster sword and masamune, don't be silly

[Angel Beat]

of course there are mods for the buster sword and masamune, don't be silly

This is one of the more sensible mods you've showed us.

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

i was just laying around in whietrun when the camera went off on its own lol im not a model

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

wrong, bad, sinful, no, stop

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

A mod that links one's exercise reports on exercise.com to their character's level progression.

I've heard of some weird shit but this is pretty far up there.

Also maybe I missed that part but which exercises improve one's ability to harness magic?

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

Replacing the generic cots with Urkel sleeping bags.

I wonder about this planet sometimes.

[Vivianinatoga]

There is at least a light at the end of the tunnel: she isn't a titmonster and isn't wearing dwemer pasties

Uf they arent titmonster they than may aswell be 7-year old, I not some line crossings

[W.T. Fits]

of course there are mods for the buster sword and masamune, don't be silly

But do they have gunblades?

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CORUNDUM: ingot I never have enough of

CONUNDRUM: vampire lords aren't monstrous enough to be cool so they just look like gray lumpy grandpas

ADDENDUM: female vampires get it even worse, as they look like gray lumpy grandpas in drag

SOLUTION:


Make them normal humans but topless! Excellent work team!

FLAW IN PLAN: making an image transparent but doing a shit job of it so it looks like this without the transparency layer on a dark background.

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Finally, rather than just making one girl flawless and sexy, there is a mod for LITERALLY EVERY WOMAN IN SKYRIM



And "Patron" is in fact a generic NPC, even the generic nameless NPCs like bandits are sexy!

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BATTLE CHILDREN! Draft your kids into war!



Including the spooky skeleton son you have!

What mod lets me have a spooky skeleton son holy shit

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

I was struck by a thought and checked:



Fuck yeah

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

actual picture of a boa a qu's weapon research lab

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

did you ever want the voice of tempest shadow in your skrim game

not tempest shadow herself

the voice actress

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

So the player home mod Hassildor has a privy in it, just for... atmosphere? Vampire shitter atmosphere??

Jaxonz Positioner lets me place objects wherever the heck, rotate, resize, yeah, and it lets me take clutter with me.

Cannabis Skyrim adds blunts.



skeleton sitting on a toilet smoking a blunt.

[Angel Beat]

Susan Crushbone would be proud.

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

everything's for sale my friend, even the skull claymore

(these crazy weapons are specifically sold by belethor)

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

what if... the bloodskal blade was no longer cool and unique and just another sword?

I think I'm getting petty but ugh I love the bloodskal blade's design

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

a mod titled "kill children" so you can, well, kill children

children in bethesda games are immortal so that you can't, uh, kill children, so the press can't say that the hot new open world rpg lets you, er, kill children.

bethesda seems to have anticipated mods like this as the children VAs recorded death rattles

but there are a lot of fuckin voiced lines that don't get used because skyrim is weird

[Perrydotto]

what other lines don't get used

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

what other lines don't get used

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ybZ4uOt2Cs

don't listen in public, it's a lot of child fighting grunts and death rattles and zombie moans and talking about their dead children

e: and lovers

[Orange Fluffy Sheep]

for some reason an incidental line from an npc at eldergleam sanctuary was recorded by a ton of people for unclear reasons, with post-processing effects applied to malacath for

unclear reasons



similar to this, at least it doesn't have daedric princes telling saadia to wake up

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back to the subject at hand, goofy swords: