Winds of Change: Furry Fantasy Two

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:28 pm

Not that it matters, since Halin gets over it in two paragraphs.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:29 pm

It makes perfect sense in the bad media-addled brain that came up with this plot.

Fartlord Dunktronix · Post by **Fartlord Dunktronix** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:30 pm

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Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:01 pm

Klace seems to have a fondness for characters just blindly wandering aimlessly with no actual plan.

As they say, write what you know

(?) · Post by **Void Chicken** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:31 pm

Betting that since Valessa used to be the main character, Klace took the minimum of effort changing it and she'll be glued to us the whole game.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:32 pm

I like how he says a run-in with the Rebels is likely when he's planning to encounter the Rebels.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:33 pm

Back to the main plot, as little as those two words mean by this point.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:34 pm

"I'll also look for allies in other countries. HEYOOOOOOO!"

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:35 pm

Guess Valinorth will have to invent fire. I hear there's a guy called Sovy who could help you out with that!

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:39 pm

Guess we'll have to drill Hell for spirit energy. It worked for Mars, didn't it?

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:40 pm

I like how Mylus is totally fine with us ransacking his library while he's still there.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:42 pm

If the deceased want to reach the physical realm, maybe they should stop crying on trees because obviously that isn't doing much.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:43 pm

Sounds like a great place to cool a beer.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:45 pm

Anyway, let's go look at a big plant.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:45 pm

That would be your standard 'selective mutism' that a lot of game protagonists have.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:46 pm

Everyone gets punched.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:49 pm

Dunklord don't care about your problems! Dunklord is her own woman!

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:50 pm

Wasn't that the plan anyway? Or were we just going to leave the village and keep wandering until we get stabbed?

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:52 pm

Klace really seems to like the "technique" where every character lost someone in their backstory and all those dead people died in the same place. It's basically a recycling of everybody dying at that Armstrong board meeting in M/M.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:54 pm

Does it matter?

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:02 pm

Can't we just want to topple the world government because of sheer bloodlust?

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:03 pm

Does Fortaine not know what a soldier is?

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:05 pm

That is *totally* a purpose.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:08 pm

Dunklord would defect to the bad guys if that didn't probably mean she'd be banned from wearing a shirt.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:09 pm

If nothing else, Dunklord would be getting the sword to pawn it off for Steam money. How much can you hock for a magical blade that drinks souls?

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:09 pm

If nothing else, because Valessa' got demoted at the last second, she's probably going to be stapled to our character for the whole game.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:10 pm

Could you maybe not say anything ever? Yes, the includes if you're getting stabbed.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:22 pm

Wonder who we'll have to choose to get blown up by a bomb.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:23 pm

'Reach our goal with no interruptions' makes it sound like it's some long trek to the tree, when it's literally right in front of us.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:24 pm

Remember how the game said the sword was "well-hidden" inside the Great Tree, instead of being right at the front on a fucking altar like it is right now?

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:31 pm

"lol your parents are dead

- xoxoxo Mylus"

ps. stop looting my library

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:32 pm

This has nothing to do with both Valessa and Fontaime being illiterate, no sir

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:36 pm

Uh...what secret of Sauleberg? I'm not kidding, I have no idea what this letter's talking about.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:36 pm

What's still keeping us from getting lost immediately? Do we even have a map?

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:37 pm

It would've been the Blade of Rabies, but that didn't fly with PR.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:38 pm

Fontaime shall receive a punch for every time he asks a stupid question, or whenever Dunklord feels like it.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:39 pm

Won't people notice the gate guard is missing?

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:41 pm

Basically Dunklord could go around slinging a severed head attached to a bloody chain and nobody would bat an eye. Especially if it's Christmas.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:42 pm

The way this is phrased makes it sound like someone will literally fight the sword by itself.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:43 pm

Usually when everything changes, that's a sign you need to step back on the mushrooms.

Blarghalt · Post by **Blarghalt** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:44 pm

A blinding flash of light, as shown by the dull gray background.