Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 07, 2025 10:38 am

What can you call your brother who falls asleep after dinner?

Your napkin.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 08, 2025 11:21 am

What did the leftover turkey say?

Make me a sandwich.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 09, 2025 11:17 am

What do sweet potatoes wear to bed each night?

Yammies.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 10, 2025 10:35 am

What did everyone tell the complaining pilgrim on the Mayflower?

We’re all in the same boat!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 11, 2025 10:37 am

What’s a running turkey called?

Fast food.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 12, 2025 10:35 am

What did the ocean say when it saw the Mayflower crossing?

Nothing. It just waved.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 13, 2025 10:34 am

What happens when winter arrives early?

Autumn leaves.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 14, 2025 10:37 am

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 15, 2025 11:15 am

What do you call the day after Black Friday?

Broke Saturday.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 16, 2025 11:16 am

Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread?

It's a crummy job.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 17, 2025 10:34 am

What do cows do on Thanksgiving?

They go to the moo-vies.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 18, 2025 10:33 am

What do you call rain on Turkey Day?

Fowl weather.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 19, 2025 10:36 am

What do you call a silly male turkey’s behavior?

Tomfoolery.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 20, 2025 10:37 am

Why was the turkey asked to join a band?

He could bring his own drumsticks.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 21, 2025 10:32 am

When are turkeys the most grateful?

The day after Thanksgiving.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 22, 2025 11:40 am

Why did the pie skip the party?

It had crust issues.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 23, 2025 11:20 am

What event was held on the Mayflower the day after Thanksgiving?

A Black Friday sail.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 24, 2025 10:34 am

What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table?

Crayon-berry sauce.

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Mon Nov 24, 2025 12:20 pm

Who's more pious, predators or scavengers?

Predators. They prey before every meal.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 25, 2025 2:04 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 25, 2025 10:35 am

What sound does a turkey's phone make?

Wing-wing-wing.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 26, 2025 10:40 am

How do little pumpkins cross the road?

With a crossing gourd.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 27, 2025 11:12 am

What do math teachers eat on Thanksgiving?

Pumpkin pi.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 28, 2025 11:11 am

Amazing Black Friday deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 29, 2025 11:45 am

What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?

Candy canes.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 30, 2025 11:31 am

What’s everyone’s favorite breakfast at the North Pole?

Mistle toast.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 01, 2025 11:27 am

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 02, 2025 11:15 am

Why couldn't the elf pay his rent?

He came up a little short.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 03, 2025 11:12 am

How did Scrooge win the football game?

The Ghost of Christmas passed.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Dec 04, 2025 11:08 am

What did the snowman say to the carrot in an argument?

Get out of my face.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 05, 2025 11:19 am

How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?

They spruce up.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Dec 06, 2025 11:18 am

What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?

The cold shoulder.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 07, 2025 11:19 am

Why did Rudolph flunk school?

Because he went down in history.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 08, 2025 10:33 am

What kind of bug hates Christmas?

A bah humbug.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 09, 2025 10:36 am

For Christmas, a man bought his wife new beads for her abacus. It’s the little things that count.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 10, 2025 10:46 am

What do you call a reindeer ghost?

Cari-boo!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:32 am

Why is Santa so good at karate?

Because he has a black belt!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 12, 2025 10:34 am

How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other?

Fleece Navidad.