Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 28, 2025 11:34 am

How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?

A tractor beam.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 29, 2025 10:34 am

A cement truck smashed into a prison van...Police are telling people to be on the lookout for 8 hardened criminals.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 30, 2025 10:48 am

What did the star get when it came in last place?

A constellation prize.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 01, 2025 10:36 am

And the award for the best neck wear of the year goes to…it’s a tie!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 02, 2025 10:39 am

What do you get when a 50 ton duck stomps on the ground?

An earthquack.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 03, 2025 10:32 am

Why can't cabbages run fast?

They move in slaw motion.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 04, 2025 11:15 am

Why do birds always congregate on power wires?

So they can hang out with their friends online.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 05, 2025 11:16 am

Apparently some pet rocks are braver than others...I understand they're a little boulder.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 06, 2025 10:35 am

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 07, 2025 10:46 am

Why was the little ink drop crying?

His mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 08, 2025 10:35 am

What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?

Don’t mind him. He’s just a product of our times.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 09, 2025 10:40 am

Did you hear about the criminal who stole a lamp?

He got a very light sentence.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 10, 2025 5:52 pm

Today I quit drinking for good...now I only drink for evil.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 11, 2025 11:16 am

I didn't steal your lute...are you calling me a lyre?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 12, 2025 11:47 am

Why shouldn't an angry witch take her broom trick or treating?

She might fly off the handle.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 13, 2025 10:36 am

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 14, 2025 10:36 am

Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

He felt rotten!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 15, 2025 10:36 am

Why did the invisible man quit his job?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 16, 2025 10:35 am

What did the ghost teacher say to the class?

Look at the board and I will go through it again.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 17, 2025 10:39 am

How do you know if a zombie likes someone?

They ask for seconds.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 18, 2025 11:20 am

What kind of car does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night?

A monster truck.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 19, 2025 11:18 am

What do witches put on their bagels?

Scream cheese.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 20, 2025 10:38 am

Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?

Because there are so many plots there.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2025 10:38 am

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 22, 2025 10:36 am

What type of Halloween books do pumpkins write?

Pulp fiction.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 23, 2025 10:38 am

How do vampires keep fit?

They play bat-minton!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 24, 2025 10:35 am

Where do werewolves store all of their Halloween candy?

In a werehouse.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 25, 2025 11:30 am

Why was the broom late?

It over-swept!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 26, 2025 11:24 am

What are a monster’s favorite pets?

Creepy crawlies.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 27, 2025 11:15 am

What sound do witches make when they eat cereal?

Snap, Cackle & Pop!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 28, 2025 11:16 am

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street?

Buckle your sheet belt.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 29, 2025 11:16 am

What’s a monster’s favorite game?

Hide-and-go-shriek.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 30, 2025 11:18 am

Why did the werewolf eat a bag of coins?

He thought the change would do him good.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 31, 2025 10:38 am

Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?

His ghoul friend.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 01, 2025 11:20 am

What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

All about that baste.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 02, 2025 11:19 am

What happens when cranberries get sad?

They turn into blueberries.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 03, 2025 10:34 am

What event was held on the Mayflower the day after Thanksgiving?

A Black Friday sail.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 04, 2025 10:37 am

How did the turkey cross the lake?

On a gravy boat.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 05, 2025 10:38 am

What do you call rain on Turkey Day?

Fowl weather.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 06, 2025 10:37 am

Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball? He covers first baste.