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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 21, 2025 10:39 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:38 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 25, 2025 10:38 am

Image What do children and ice cream have in common?

Image They’re sweet but they sometimes give you a headache.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 27, 2025 11:29 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 01, 2025 10:37 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 03, 2025 11:25 am

Image What's black, white, and comfortable to sit on?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 04, 2025 11:30 am

Image A Stormtrooper tried to shoot me with a water gun. But as usual, he mist.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 05, 2025 10:31 am

:unenthused: I went to the local video shop and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever. They said no, you’ll have to bring it back tomorrow.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 06, 2025 10:38 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 07, 2025 10:34 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 08, 2025 10:32 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 10, 2025 11:31 am

Image What job position do tree trunks have?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 11, 2025 11:24 am

Image My sister came up with this. What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 12, 2025 10:39 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 13, 2025 10:37 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 16, 2025 10:33 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 17, 2025 11:19 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 18, 2025 11:23 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 19, 2025 10:35 am

Image What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

Image A spectator.
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