Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 16, 2025 11:33 am

What freezes when you heat it up?

Your computer.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Mar 17, 2025 10:33 am

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Mar 18, 2025 10:26 am

Yesterday I saw a guy drop all his Scrabble tiles on the road...I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Mar 19, 2025 10:35 am

What's it called when someone smashes a compass?

Breaking NEWS.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Mar 20, 2025 11:40 am

What do you call James Bond having a bath?

Bubble 07.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Mar 21, 2025 11:36 am

You know what my least favorite thing about network television is?

Find out after the break.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Mar 22, 2025 11:36 am

Round of applause for high jump officials...they keep raising the bar.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:24 am

I went to grab some cheddar cheese and hurt myself...it was too sharp.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Mar 24, 2025 10:35 am

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets?

I'm excited to see how they turn out.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Mar 25, 2025 10:40 am

What lays at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Tue Mar 25, 2025 5:34 pm

Did you hear about the skaven who hired a wizard to turn him human?

No, why'd he do that?

He wanted to get out of the rat race.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Mar 26, 2025 2:04 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Mar 26, 2025 10:41 am

My friend used to boast about how much super glue he could eat...he now keeps his mouth shut.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Mar 27, 2025 1:37 pm

What's the saddest form of transportation?

A moped.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:31 am

I started a boat business in the attic...the sails are going through the roof.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Mar 29, 2025 11:28 am

My friend got a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character...you should’ve seen the Luke on his face.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 30, 2025 11:51 am

What is Karen's favorite drink?

White whine.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Mar 31, 2025 10:32 am

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork chop.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2025 10:40 am

What do you call an artistic meal?

Craft Dinner.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Apr 02, 2025 10:44 am

The sword swallower went to a sewing store to buy pins and needles...he was on a diet.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Apr 03, 2025 10:39 am

What do you call thunder and lightning in a tea cup?

A storm brewing.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Apr 04, 2025 10:42 am

What's the worst kind of jam for breakfast?

Traffic jam.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:23 am

I'm done buying trash bags...I always just end up throwing them away anyways.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Apr 06, 2025 11:21 am

My favorite element is Helium...I can't speak highly enough of it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Apr 07, 2025 10:33 am

What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Apr 08, 2025 10:36 am

What kind of fish is made up of 2 atoms only?

2Na.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Apr 09, 2025 10:53 am

I took a girl to a haunted house on a first date...she ghosted me.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Apr 10, 2025 10:31 am

Where did Robin Hood buy flowers?

Sherwood Florist.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Apr 11, 2025 10:38 am

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone will clean them?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Apr 12, 2025 11:48 am

What did Captain Picard say to the engineer when the Enterprise's sewing machine broke?

Make it sew.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Apr 13, 2025 11:19 am

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo.

We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:37 am

I don’t usually steal utensils, but if I’m desperate...it’s a whisk i’m willing to take.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Apr 15, 2025 10:34 am

How do you fix a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Apr 16, 2025 10:34 am

My best friend just placed an orange-flavored soda on my head...I think she has a Crush on me.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Apr 17, 2025 10:39 am

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:34 am

What happens if you tell a joke to an Easter egg?

It cracks up.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Apr 19, 2025 11:19 am

How do you get a country girl's attention?

A tractor.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Apr 20, 2025 11:49 am

How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?

He gets hopping mad.

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Sun Apr 20, 2025 4:14 pm

It's always so cringy the way churches are desperate to appeal to youth culture. This morning I overheard a preacher say "Jesus is rizzin'."

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:07 am