Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 06, 2025 10:41 am

Two slices of bread were competing to see who would stay fresh the longest.

It ended in a stalemate.

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:11 pm

haha

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 07, 2025 2:05 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:38 am

What’s the Kraken’s favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 08, 2025 11:36 am

How can you tell if a sewing machine is trustworthy?

If it seams legit.

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Sun Feb 09, 2025 3:06 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 09, 2025 11:23 am

What does Scooby-Doo use to clear up spillages?

A raggy.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 10, 2025 10:38 am

You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor...everybody.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2025 10:31 am

A farmer planted a crop of puns...they were home groan.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 12, 2025 10:35 am

What are the chances people stop mistaking Link for Zelda?

Hylian likely.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 13, 2025 10:34 am

You may be one of thousands of people with a lonely wash basin outside your front door.

Let that sink in.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 14, 2025 10:30 am

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 15, 2025 11:30 am

What do skeletons use to mug people?

A shoulder blade.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 16, 2025 11:32 am

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 17, 2025 10:31 am

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 18, 2025 10:34 am

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 19, 2025 10:35 am

Whats the temperature inside of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 20, 2025 10:36 am

Doctor! Doctor! Help! I think I'm a pair of curtains!

Pull yourself together.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 21, 2025 10:34 am

Why do archaeologists lead sad lives?

Because their career lies in ruins.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:34 am

A book fell on my head today...I only have my shelf to blame.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 23, 2025 11:29 am

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 24, 2025 10:29 am

What animal is 80% wool?

A woolf.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 25, 2025 10:40 am

What animal is hated by most board game players?

A cheetah.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 26, 2025 10:50 am

What was the most common reason ancient Egyptians would cry?

They missed their mummies.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 27, 2025 10:35 am

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Mar 01, 2025 11:29 am

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

At Sundae school.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 02, 2025 11:28 am

Where did Robin Hood buy flowers?

Sherwood Florist.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Mar 03, 2025 10:33 am

What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Mar 04, 2025 10:40 am

Why did the banker quit his job?

Because he lost interest.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Mar 05, 2025 10:34 am

My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me...I think he's pulling my leg.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Mar 06, 2025 10:34 am

Prison may be just one word.

But to others, it's a whole sentence.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Mar 07, 2025 10:42 am

Did you hear about that guy who hated coal?

Never mined.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Mar 08, 2025 11:27 am

What's Captain Hook's least favorite app?

Tiktok.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 09, 2025 11:43 am

How do you fix a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Mar 10, 2025 10:38 am

How much does a roof cost?

Nothing. It’s on the house.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Mar 11, 2025 10:37 am

A platypus walks into a duck’s bar. He finishes his drink and the duck gives him the check.

Duck billed platypus.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Mar 12, 2025 10:38 am

Why did the big rock ride the roller coaster but the small rock didn't?

The big rock was Boulder.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Mar 13, 2025 10:34 am

Every time I read a Stephen King novel, I get really confused. Too many Maine characters.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Mar 14, 2025 10:31 am

What sound does a witches' vehicle make?

BROOM BROOM.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Mar 15, 2025 11:29 am

What did the loan officer say to the tightrope walker after he gave him a loan?

You have an outstanding balance.