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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 20, 2025 10:37 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 23, 2025 10:42 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 27, 2025 10:38 am

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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:10 pm

why is there breyer's AND dreyer's in the ice cream biz, it's just confusing
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I'm not sure. :ponder:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 02, 2025 11:41 am

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Post by Pocket (?) » Mon Feb 03, 2025 3:59 am

Gloomy Rube wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2025 12:10 pm
why is there breyer's AND dreyer's in the ice cream biz, it's just confusing
That's not even the worst one. You've seen my rant about the two different Buy Me A Coffees, right?
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of...

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