Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 03, 2024 11:18 am

What does a pirate say when he puts his peg leg in a freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:32 am

Did you hear about the marble statue with low self esteem?

She was taken for granite.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 05, 2024 11:28 am

I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?

A bottle!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 06, 2024 11:18 am

What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?

What's up, Spock?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 07, 2024 11:31 am

What do you get when rubbing two oranges together?

Pulp friction.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2024 11:16 am

What do dentists call x-rays?

Tooth pics.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2024 11:22 am

What was the result of the Energizer bunny being taken to court?

He was charged with assault and battery.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:19 am

What kind of fish works in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 11, 2024 11:20 am

What's the greatest symbol of inequality?

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PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 12, 2024 11:54 am

What does Big Foot keep time with?

His sasqwatch.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 13, 2024 11:44 am

I accidentally dropped a full two liter bottle of ginger ale onto my bare foot.

Fortunately it was a soft drink.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 14, 2024 12:09 pm

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 15, 2024 11:28 am

When I met the Rock, he seemed quite shy....I expected him to be a little bolder.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 16, 2024 11:19 am

Why did the introvert walk around the frozen lake?

Because he didn't want to break the ice.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 17, 2024 11:28 am

Dear Plexiglass:

Thank you for protecting me from the cashier that just touched everything that I’m taking home.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 18, 2024 11:40 am

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 19, 2024 11:48 am

Why did the burglar wear blue gloves?

He didn't want to get caught red handed!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 20, 2024 11:44 am

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Cause light attracts bugs.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 21, 2024 11:18 am

What do you call a singing desktop computer?

A Dell.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 22, 2024 11:27 am

Why is a river really rich?

It’s got two banks.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 23, 2024 10:36 am

How did the dog survive the flood?

It was a good buoy.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 24, 2024 10:38 am

What money do they use on Superman's homeworld?

Kryptocurrency.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 25, 2024 10:34 am

Is your refrigerator running? If so, I may vote for it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:39 am

Dear Mac users...isn't it dark with no windows?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 27, 2024 10:39 am

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

He conditioned it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 28, 2024 11:34 am

What’s an artist’s favorite shoe brand?

Sketchers.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 29, 2024 11:44 am

Just sorted out the work rotation for the zoo. The lion sweeps tonight.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 30, 2024 10:35 am

I'm done buying trash bags...I always just end up throwing them away anyways.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 01, 2024 10:40 am

What did the mirror say to the dresser?

I can see your drawers.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 02, 2024 10:42 am

Why did the vampire end up in the insane asylum?

He had turned batty.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2024 10:46 am

What is a pigeon’s favorite poem?

A hai-coo.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 04, 2024 10:26 am

According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half-human, half-horse doctor.

This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 05, 2024 11:19 am

My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?"

I smiled and answered..."Swarm."

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 06, 2024 11:24 am

I hear dentists are going on strike next week.

Brace yourselves.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:42 am

A friend of mine has nocturnal birds of prey nesting in his barn...I'm getting owl-ly updates.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 08, 2024 10:35 am

What is Santa’s favorite band?

Sled Zeppelin.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 09, 2024 10:32 am

Did you hear about the broke tailor?

He’s hanging on by a thread..

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 10, 2024 10:38 am

What would happen if giant ducks roamed the land?

Earthquacks.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 11, 2024 10:39 am

Why don't salmon watch cable television?

They prefer streams.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 12, 2024 11:20 am

Why was the volleyball captain kicked out of prom?

For spiking the punch.