Thread for out of context phrases that become profound and evocative or are good band names

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Thu Jun 20, 2024 12:44 pm

Doomed to wander to home depot

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Thu Jun 20, 2024 4:58 pm

These protagonists are just straight up in an abusive relationship with their own story.

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Thu Jun 20, 2024 10:51 pm

I know when I say that, I'm just asking Satan himself to come shit in my Cheerios

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Mon Jun 24, 2024 6:13 pm

to put the boot to those who would challenge the raw and unalterable fact of you

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Tue Jun 25, 2024 9:43 pm

Carries a gun and has a mustache, like Mario

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Wed Jun 26, 2024 11:18 am

Erotic Marzipan Business

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Wed Jun 26, 2024 4:29 pm

Hungry Jack, Betty Pig, Mistress Goo, and I_am_beaver_farts666

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Fri Jun 28, 2024 9:05 pm

Great Katana is a Great Katana

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:47 am

one-time use burger

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Sat Jul 06, 2024 2:33 pm

Kissing Hatsune Miku after avoiding spikes

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Mon Jul 08, 2024 9:10 pm

Scabitha

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Wed Jul 10, 2024 6:13 pm

fuck it, rat mode

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Thu Jul 11, 2024 8:35 pm

Did you hear Justin finally proposed to Moonglow?

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Sat Jul 13, 2024 4:17 pm

Now that I have lost all my virtue, when I fall into that pit, I actually fall straight down into Hell.

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Mon Jul 15, 2024 11:39 am

Opiates at Grandpa's House

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Tue Jul 16, 2024 7:45 pm

Meaner-looking clean-shaven druid

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Wed Jul 17, 2024 7:14 pm

You beat the iron golem and now you're in Orlando

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Sat Jul 20, 2024 4:36 pm

The Tube I Never Got in

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Tue Jul 30, 2024 8:45 pm

she just Yoshi'd her horse

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:04 pm

Ultra deadly upgraded pancakes

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Mon Aug 05, 2024 4:00 am

he's currently being small

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Tue Aug 06, 2024 1:26 pm

We have a whole content polycule.

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Tue Aug 06, 2024 11:34 pm

Existing outside of the context of Hoobastank

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Tue Aug 06, 2024 11:34 pm

Hoobastank 2 (this is specifically a band name)

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Wed Aug 07, 2024 10:48 am

Meeting through a Knife Giveaway

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Wed Aug 07, 2024 7:41 pm

This cave is guarded by two naked weirdos

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Thu Aug 08, 2024 2:10 pm

Blood-covered, puking Dionysus

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Thu Aug 08, 2024 2:48 pm

This pit is fake. This sky is fake. This raccoon is a paid actor.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** (?) » Fri Aug 09, 2024 10:11 pm

Conducting diplomacy on an undead weasel for all eternity

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** (?) » Mon Aug 12, 2024 2:02 am

Three glowsticks in each fist like a Hatsune Miku Wolverine

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Tue Aug 13, 2024 3:47 am

Nobody knew it was lost until it was found.

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Wed Aug 14, 2024 11:07 pm

In a double Boston crab both crabs are from Boston

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:05 pm

Charles Mansion

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Thu Aug 22, 2024 2:46 pm

Travis McDonalds Playstation Fortnite

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Thu Aug 22, 2024 6:45 pm

Sexy cop, sexy priest, sext Mr. Rogers

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Sun Aug 25, 2024 2:14 pm

it's a load-bearing phrase in my lexicon

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Wed Aug 28, 2024 12:40 pm

could support the sky itself if it weren't already gone

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Wed Aug 28, 2024 8:08 pm

It's not possible. They have to punch you.

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Thu Sep 05, 2024 8:51 pm

Loveless Machine Grinding

Orange Fluffy Sheep · Post by **Orange Fluffy Sheep** (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2024 5:12 pm

Bionic teenagers were not on our wedding registry.