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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 05, 2024 11:53 am

Image What type of shoe does Captain Hook hate the most?

Image Crocs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 06, 2024 10:43 am

Image What does an arrow do when it’s excited?

Image It quivers.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 07, 2024 10:39 am

Image What do you call a droid that always take the longest route?

Image R2 Detour.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 09, 2024 10:43 am

Image Just had a stack of toilet rolls fall on me in the supermarket...I'm ok though, just soft tissue damage.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 10, 2024 10:38 am

Image Did you hear about the actor who fell through a floorboard?

Image He was just going through a stage.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 11, 2024 11:30 am

Image I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9...the odds were against me.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 12, 2024 11:44 am

Image Why was the mother firefly so happy?

Image Because her children were all so bright.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 13, 2024 10:41 am

Image What are the chances people stop mistaking Link for Zelda?

Image Hylian likely.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 14, 2024 10:38 am

Image How do you make a baby snake cry?

Image Take away its rattle.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 15, 2024 10:35 am

Image I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numbers. IM LIVID.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 16, 2024 10:41 am

:ponder: Why did the crab cross the road?

Image It didn't, it used the sidewalk.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 17, 2024 10:41 am

Image I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from...then it dawned on me.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 18, 2024 11:51 am

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Image They log in.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 19, 2024 11:25 am

Image What do you call people who take care of chickens?

Image Chicken tenders.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 20, 2024 10:49 am

Image For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus...it's the little things that count.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 21, 2024 10:39 am

Image One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops...but Toucan.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 22, 2024 10:41 am

Image Push-ups are easy. I can do them with my eyes closed.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 23, 2024 10:33 am

Image How did the pumpkin cross the road?

Image With some help from the crossing gourd.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 24, 2024 10:36 am

Image What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Image Chicken sees-a-salad.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 25, 2024 11:17 am

Image Why did the jelly cross the road?

Image He wanted to create a traffic jam.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 26, 2024 11:30 am

Image The Sun doesn't need to go to college...because it already has 28 million degrees.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 27, 2024 10:33 am

Image When do you start on red and stop on green?

Image When you're eating a watermelon!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 28, 2024 10:36 am

Image I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore...I think it's time for a new keyboard.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 29, 2024 10:46 am

Image Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

Image He was stumped.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 30, 2024 10:34 am

Image What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?

Image They get hooked.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 31, 2024 10:38 am

Image Why did the pilot blush?

Image Because he saw the airstrip.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 01, 2024 11:28 am

Image When is a car not a car?

Image When it turns into a driveway.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 02, 2024 11:47 am

Image What is the highest religious authority among oranges called?

Image The Pulp.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 03, 2024 10:36 am

Image Why did the introvert walk around the pond?

Image Because they didn't want to break the ice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:33 am

Image What is a vampire's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Image Vein-illa.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 05, 2024 10:38 am

Image Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peak-A-Boo accident?

Image To the I-C-U.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 06, 2024 10:33 am

Image I was at the airport when I saw a guy fall unconscious on the baggage carousel...he came around slowly.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 07, 2024 10:46 am

Image Why do pencils shave?

Image To look sharp.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 08, 2024 11:24 am

Image Why did the judge deny the ghost bail?

Image Too much of a fright risk.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 09, 2024 11:46 am

Image Have you heard about the haunted golf course?

Image It had a bogeyman.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 10, 2024 10:27 am

Image Why did the tent company get no investors?

Image It was tough to pitch.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 11, 2024 10:32 am

Image What do you call it when a tap dancing mare signals for help?

Image Horse code.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:46 am

Image What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?

Image They both look great until they hit the ice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 13, 2024 10:36 am

Image Why did the baby bell pepper put on a sweater?

Image Because it was a little chili.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 14, 2024 10:29 am

Image I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
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