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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:56 am

Image Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?

Image The infantry.
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Image I'm currently reading a book about antigravity. I can't seem to put it down.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:55 am

Image Where does a fish deposit his checks?

Image At the river bank.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:38 am

Image What is gray, has four legs and a trunk?

Image A mouse going on vacation.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:23 am

Image How did John Travolta end up in the hospital?

:unenthused: He slipped in Grease.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:23 am

Image What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs?

:allears: Hip hop.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 01, 2024 10:41 am

Image Did you hear about the candy maker who was seeing double?

Image His mind was playing Twix on him.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:35 am

Image Why can't you open a bar in a cave?

Image You can't serve alcohol to miners.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:31 am

Image What is the Grinch's favorite band?

Image The Who.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 04, 2024 10:38 am

Image What's worse than it raining cats and dogs?

Image Hailing taxis!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:43 am

Image Why did the jelly roll?

Image Because it saw the apple turnover.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 06, 2024 11:35 am

:ponder: Where do bad rainbows go?

Image Prism.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 07, 2024 11:32 am

Image I was told i could look at an eclipse with a colander...I tried it and it just strained my eyes.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:39 am

:-/ I've been wondering what the eclipse looks like...but I've been kept in the dark.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:39 am

Image What's a pirate's favourite file type?

Image .rar
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:53 am

Image Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Image Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:38 am

Image A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar....

The bartender says " Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:39 am

Image What mythical creature always gets lost?

Image A where-wolf.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:26 am

Image What color is the letter M?

Image Pastel.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:36 am

Image Why was the plane grumpy?

Image He had a bad altitude.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:39 am

Image The expiry date printed on food always ruins the surprise, there should be a spoiler alert.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:38 am

Image I pulled a muscle digging for gold. It was just a miner injury.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 17, 2024 10:36 am

Image Why did Captain Hook cross the street?

Image To get to the second hand store.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:41 am

Image What’s a three letter word that starts with gas?

Image Car.
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Image How do you make someone click on your post?

Image Like that.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:34 am

Image What is gray, has four legs and a trunk?

Image A mouse going on vacation.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:27 am

Image When should you wash a Slinky?

Image During spring cleaning.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:40 am

Image What’s the cheapest part of a house?

Image The roof tiles, because they’re on the house.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:47 am

Image Did you hear about the wooden car with wooden tyres, wooden gears and a wooden steering wheel?

Image It wooden go!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:37 am

Image I put a nut on a bolt today. It was riveting.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:37 am

Image What's a turkey's favorite dessert?

Image Peach gobbler.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:36 am

Image When someone says to me, "A penny for your thoughts?" I ask for a quarter. It makes more cents.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:18 am

Image How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Image Two. One to change it and one to sing about how much they miss the old one.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 28, 2024 11:33 am

Image In what key do ghosts play the piano?

Image In the spoo-key.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 29, 2024 10:34 am

Image Grandma said I she’d knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn...So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:39 am

Image What did Sherlock say as he studied the layers of rock?

Image Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 01, 2024 10:49 am

Image Why did the crab cross the road?

Image It didnt, it used the sidewalk.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 02, 2024 10:36 am

Image Did you hear about the criminal who stole a lamp?

Image He got a very light sentence.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 03, 2024 10:39 am

Image Why didn’t the ghost like to take showers?

Image Because it would dampen his spirits.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 04, 2024 11:45 am

Image My friend got a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character...you should’ve seen the Luke on his face.
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