Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 12, 2023 11:16 am

What did the roof say to the other roof?

Are you shingle?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:35 am

If you are buying smart water for $5 a bottle...it isn't working.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 14, 2023 12:06 pm

What bird never sings the lyrics to a song?

A hummingbird.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 15, 2023 11:36 am

What does a mermaid wash her tail with?

Tide.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 16, 2023 11:35 am

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the light has to really want to change.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 17, 2023 12:07 pm

What kind of tissues do mathematicians like?

Multi-ply.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:00 pm

My older brother always tore the last pages out of my comic books, and never told me why...I had to draw my own conclusions.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 19, 2023 11:40 am

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far-out.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 20, 2023 11:40 am

Ever watch a documentary about joining steel together?

It can be riveting.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:28 am

Is that a frying pan in the pantry?

No, It’s a wok in closet.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:05 pm

What kind of milk is used to make Swiss cheese?

Hole milk.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:24 pm

Why would the military use acid?

To neutralize the enemy base.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 24, 2023 12:12 pm

Did you know it’s illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

When you’re there you gotta keep it to a lo ha.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 25, 2023 12:13 pm

My phone fell from the 20th floor, good thing it was in airplane mode.

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Mon Sep 25, 2023 1:04 pm

Why was 6 such a big fan of 7?

Because 7 8.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 26, 2023 2:07 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 26, 2023 10:51 am

I went online and rated our solar system...gave it one star.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:38 pm

I don't trust umbrellas. They're shady.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:23 pm

What do you call thunder and lightning in a tea cup?

A storm brewing.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 29, 2023 10:47 am

What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use?

A Big Mac.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 30, 2023 11:37 am

Why can't a pulsar be observed by any computer controlled optical telescope?

Video killed the radio star.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 01, 2023 11:59 am

Never date a tennis player...love means nothing to them.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 02, 2023 10:49 am

What did the fish say when he posted bail?

I'm off the hook.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 03, 2023 10:44 am

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A spectator.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:51 am

Who drives the ship while all the pirates are pillaging?

No one, they just turn on auto-pirate.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:48 am

What you call a group of witches cooking simple recipes?

An Easy Bake Coven!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 06, 2023 10:47 am

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 07, 2023 11:57 am

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 11:30 am

Why did the pothead lose his battle against Medusa?

He was stoned.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 09, 2023 10:49 am

Who won the Asian cooking contest?

It was a Thai.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 10, 2023 10:52 am

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Quiet. The movie is about to start.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 11, 2023 10:48 am

What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?

Rough.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 12, 2023 10:44 am

A guy walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to go.

The coffee gets up and leaves.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 13, 2023 10:47 am

What does a baker say after cracking a wordplay joke?

Bun intended.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 14, 2023 12:19 pm

How do princes and princesses rent castles?

Heirbnb.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 15, 2023 12:07 pm

How do you know if a mummy is sick?

He can't stop coffin.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 16, 2023 2:54 pm

What can you catch from a vampire in winter?

Frostbite.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:15 pm

Why didn't the zombie go to school?

He felt rotten.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:47 am

What do skeletons order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 19, 2023 10:47 am

How do ghosts drink thier coffee?

With scream and sugar.