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Post by Pocket (?) » Mon May 22, 2023 12:03 pm

:good: I was gonna make croque monsieur, but we're out of ham, so I had to make a substitution.

:ohboy: So it's a croque of bologna.
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:yay:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 23, 2023 10:51 am

Image What's the saddest form of transportation?

Image A moped.
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Image A slideshow.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 25, 2023 10:52 am

Image I've quit my job at the helium gas factory...I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 26, 2023 10:46 am

Image What do you get when there’s an earthquake at a cow pasture?

Image Milk shakes.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 27, 2023 12:30 pm

Image I saw a magic car driving down the road...it turned into a gas station.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 28, 2023 11:40 am

Image What do you call someone who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 29, 2023 10:49 am

Image What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?

Image A frisbee.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 30, 2023 1:46 pm

Image My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 31, 2023 10:40 am

Image I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:46 am

Image What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup?

:unenthused: His mother gave him an earful.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:50 am

Image Did you know Yoda had a last name?

Image Layheehoo.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 03, 2023 11:34 am

Image What does the hero of Asgard have in common with most insects?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:06 pm

Image I bought my friend an elephant for their room...they said thank you, I said don't mention it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 05, 2023 10:36 am

:ponder: My kettle sounds like thunder and rain...I think a storm is brewing.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 06, 2023 10:45 am

Image Why are balloons so expensive?

Image Inflation!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:46 am

Image Who invented popcorn chicken?

Image Kernel Sanders.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:57 pm

Image Newsflash! Tanker truck carrying brine has crashed and spilled its contents all over the highway. Motorists are reported to be in a pickle.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:49 am

Image What’s an artist’s favorite shoe brand?

Image Sketchers.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 10, 2023 11:30 am

Image What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill?

:flutterdear: A lambslide.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 11, 2023 11:43 am

Image Why shouldn't you iron a 4 leaf clover?

Image You don't want to press your luck.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 12, 2023 10:46 am

Image Where did Noah keep the bees during the flood?

Image In the ark hives.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 13, 2023 10:41 am

Image Just saw two birds stuck together in a tree...I think they're velcrows.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 14, 2023 1:15 pm

Image I think the story of Noah's life was a bit boring...but it did have a nice arc.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 15, 2023 1:15 pm

Image Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:41 pm

Image What is Beetlejuice's favorite TV Channel?

Image It's Showtime!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 17, 2023 11:37 am

Image Why wasn't Princess Leia married before she met Han Solo?

Image She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 18, 2023 12:17 pm

Image How much did the Fiddler on the Roof charge for a performance?

Image Nothing. It was on the house.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:29 pm

Image What do you call a grizzly bear in the rain?

Image A drizzly bear.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 20, 2023 10:50 am

Image My biggest talent is that I can always tell what's in a wrapped box...it's a gift.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:06 pm

Image What type of instrument do you find in the bathroom?

Image A tuba toothpaste.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 22, 2023 1:12 pm

Image In which state is the Great Salt Lake?

Image Liquid.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 23, 2023 10:53 am

Image What do Irish people call a Dwayne Johnson impersonator?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 24, 2023 11:45 am

:unenthused: I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse...well, it was actually more of a night mare.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sat Jun 24, 2023 6:49 pm

heh
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 25, 2023 1:13 am

:allright:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 25, 2023 12:10 pm

Image Why did the prison escapee stop at the car wash?

Image He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 26, 2023 10:46 am

Image What would you call a potion brewing pig in the desert?

Image A ham sand witch.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 27, 2023 11:53 am

Image What did one helmet say to the other?

Image I'll stay here, you go on a head.
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