Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 28, 2023 2:25 am

Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?

Because it's only the first date.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 28, 2023 12:10 pm

I can’t believe the nerve of my neighbor knocking on my door at 3AM.

Fortunately I was up playing the drums.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 29, 2023 12:10 pm

I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk...I'm in whey over my head.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:21 pm

I've been breeding racing deer...just trying to make a quick buck.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:37 am

I used to run a dating service for chickens...but I was struggling to make hens meet.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:54 am

What do you call a vegan pirate?

A squash-buckler!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:46 am

How does a ghost plan his day?

He makes a to-boo list.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 03, 2023 10:53 am

What do you call a teetotaling maid?

A dry cleaner.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 04, 2023 12:33 pm

What did the cake say when it was fighting another cake?

"You want a piece of me?"

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 05, 2023 12:12 pm

I have a fear of speed bumps...but, I am slowly getting over it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:46 am

What do you call an uncool beet?

A square root.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 07, 2023 10:46 am

I wrote a joke about a straw...but it sucks.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 08, 2023 10:45 am

What noise does a quantum duck make?

Quark.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 09, 2023 10:41 am

How can four people go out with only one umbrella and not get wet?

It isn’t raining.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 11, 2023 2:37 am

Two silk worms were in a wrestling match...It ended in a tie.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 11, 2023 12:17 pm

When I met the Rock, he seemed quite shy.

I expected him to be a little bolder.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 12, 2023 11:50 am

I just recently had to switch my gambling habit to off-track betting...I kept getting trampled by the horses.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:59 pm

What did the wholesome beet farmer say to his friend?

I am rooting for you!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:47 am

I used to hate chiropractors until I went to see one for my back...now I stand corrected.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 16, 2023 10:51 am

What do you get when you eat a gallon of ice cream?

Breyers remorse.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 17, 2023 10:46 am

What's the British sea monster's favorite food?

Fish and ships.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 18, 2023 12:41 pm

Why wouldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Because he was on a roll.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:53 pm

Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes.

They were the laughing stalk of the field.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 20, 2023 10:40 am

Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:42 am

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.

They decided to call it a day.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 22, 2023 10:46 am

Not to brag, but I made six figures this year...they named me the worst employee at the toy factory.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 23, 2023 1:18 pm

Did you hear about the man who got hit by a milk truck?

He got creamed.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:54 am

What do you call competitors of McDonald's?

Arch enemies.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 25, 2023 12:02 pm

What did the brain say to the brain stem?

You’ve got a lot of nerve coming in here.

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:41 am

Sherlock Holmes came home one day carrying a box of lemons.

"Where did those come from?" Watson asked.

Holmes replied: "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:05 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:18 pm

The hotel I stayed in recently tried to charge me $10 for using the A/C.

That wasn’t cool.

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Sun Feb 26, 2023 7:46 pm

To whoever stole my antidepressants... I hope you're happy.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 27, 2023 1:48 pm

What does both a cannon and canon have in common?

They can both kill ships.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 28, 2023 10:42 am

I got an email offering the secret to reading maps backwards...it was spam.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Mar 01, 2023 10:43 am

What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?

Picking his nose.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Mar 02, 2023 10:35 am

What's a 1960's author's favourite type of alcohol?

Tequila Mocking Bird.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:43 am

How do bees let guests into their apartment building?

They *buzz* them in.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:04 pm

What did the broom say when they were ready for bed?

I'm sweepy!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 05, 2023 12:38 pm

What happens to rainbows that break the law?

They go through the prism system.