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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 28, 2023 2:25 am

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Image Because it's only the first date.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 28, 2023 12:10 pm

Image I can’t believe the nerve of my neighbor knocking on my door at 3AM.

Image Fortunately I was up playing the drums.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 29, 2023 12:10 pm

Image I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk...I'm in whey over my head.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:21 pm

Image I've been breeding racing deer...just trying to make a quick buck.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:37 am

Image I used to run a dating service for chickens...but I was struggling to make hens meet.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:54 am

Image What do you call a vegan pirate?

Image A squash-buckler!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:46 am

Image How does a ghost plan his day?

Image He makes a to-boo list.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 03, 2023 10:53 am

:spike101: What do you call a teetotaling maid?

:bluh: A dry cleaner.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 04, 2023 12:33 pm

Image What did the cake say when it was fighting another cake?

Image "You want a piece of me?"
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 05, 2023 12:12 pm

Image I have a fear of speed bumps...but, I am slowly getting over it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:46 am

Image What do you call an uncool beet?

Image A square root.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 07, 2023 10:46 am

Image I wrote a joke about a straw...but it sucks.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 08, 2023 10:45 am

Image What noise does a quantum duck make?

Image Quark.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 09, 2023 10:41 am

Image How can four people go out with only one umbrella and not get wet?

Image It isn’t raining.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 11, 2023 2:37 am

Image Two silk worms were in a wrestling match...It ended in a tie.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 11, 2023 12:17 pm

Image When I met the Rock, he seemed quite shy.

Image I expected him to be a little bolder.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 12, 2023 11:50 am

Image I just recently had to switch my gambling habit to off-track betting...I kept getting trampled by the horses.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:59 pm

Image What did the wholesome beet farmer say to his friend?

Image I am rooting for you!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:47 am

Image I used to hate chiropractors until I went to see one for my back...now I stand corrected.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 16, 2023 10:51 am

:-/ What do you get when you eat a gallon of ice cream?

Image Breyers remorse.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 17, 2023 10:46 am

Image What's the British sea monster's favorite food?

Image Fish and ships.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 18, 2023 12:41 pm

Image Why wouldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Image Because he was on a roll.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 19, 2023 12:53 pm

Image Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes.

Image They were the laughing stalk of the field.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 20, 2023 10:40 am

Image Why did the M&M go to school?

Image It wanted to be a Smartie.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:42 am

Image Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.

Image They decided to call it a day.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 22, 2023 10:46 am

Image Not to brag, but I made six figures this year...they named me the worst employee at the toy factory.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 23, 2023 1:18 pm

Image Did you hear about the man who got hit by a milk truck?

:unenthused: He got creamed.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:54 am

Image What do you call competitors of McDonald's?

Image Arch enemies.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 25, 2023 12:02 pm

Image What did the brain say to the brain stem?

Image You’ve got a lot of nerve coming in here.
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Post by Pocket (?) » Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:41 am

Sherlock Holmes came home one day carrying a box of lemons.

"Where did those come from?" Watson asked.

Holmes replied: "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of...

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:awkward:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:18 pm

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Image That wasn’t cool.
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Post by Pocket (?) » Sun Feb 26, 2023 7:46 pm

:ohrarity: To whoever stole my antidepressants... I hope you're happy.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 27, 2023 1:48 pm

Image What does both a cannon and canon have in common?

Image They can both kill ships.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 28, 2023 10:42 am

Image I got an email offering the secret to reading maps backwards...it was spam.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 01, 2023 10:43 am

Image What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?

Image Picking his nose.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 02, 2023 10:35 am

Image What's a 1960's author's favourite type of alcohol?

Image Tequila Mocking Bird.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:43 am

Image How do bees let guests into their apartment building?

Image They *buzz* them in.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:04 pm

Image What did the broom say when they were ready for bed?

Image I'm sweepy!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 05, 2023 12:38 pm

:ponder: What happens to rainbows that break the law?

Image They go through the prism system.
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