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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 1:28 pm

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Image What did the Pilgrims use to make cookies on Thanksgiving?

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Image What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

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Image Why did the farmer enter the cider-making contest?

Image He loved the apple-ause.
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Image How do Pilgrims kick a bad habit?

Image They stop cold turkey.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 16, 2022 8:48 pm

:starity: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

:-/ If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy
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Image Why was there a turkey on Comedy Central?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 18, 2022 10:48 am

Image What do Thanksgiving turkeys become after they die?

Image Poultrygeists.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 21, 2022 10:41 am

:ponder: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Nov 21, 2022 7:15 pm

:yikes: How’s that kid who swallowed the half dollar?
:drpony: No change yet.
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hehe
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Image They get mashed.
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Image What sound does a turkey's phone make?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:20 pm

Image How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?

:allears: Merry Christmas to ewe.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:35 am

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Image What did Rudolph have to say about a big book of noses that Santa gifted him?

Image He said, "I already red that one."
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Image Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?

Image He’s cool.
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Image What did the grumpy sheep say when his friends wished him a Merry Christmas?

Image Baaaa humbug!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:29 pm

Image How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Image Nothing, it was on the house.
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Image How much does it cost to run Santa’s sleigh?

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Image What did the icy road say to the truck?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:41 am

Image What did one Christmas tree say to the other?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:39 am

Image How is Christmas exactly like your job?

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Image What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

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Image What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?

:unenthused: The Who.
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Image Why does The Grinch enjoy gardening?

Image He's got a green thumb.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:45 pm

Image What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?

Image Snow. 
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