Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 1:28 pm

What’s the difference between a cranberry farmer and a pirate?

Pirates bury their treasure and cranberry farmers treasure their berries.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 11, 2022 10:52 am

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It had 24 carrots.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 12, 2022 11:35 am

What did the Pilgrims use to make cookies on Thanksgiving?

May flour.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 13, 2022 11:58 am

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:48 am

Why did the farmer enter the cider-making contest?

He loved the apple-ause.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 15, 2022 10:51 am

How do Pilgrims kick a bad habit?

They stop cold turkey.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 16, 2022 8:48 pm

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:37 am

Why was there a turkey on Comedy Central?

He was there for a roast.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 18, 2022 10:48 am

What do Thanksgiving turkeys become after they die?

Poultrygeists.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 19, 2022 11:58 am

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the green beans stalk.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:40 am

What is a sweet potato’s favorite TV show?

Starch Trek.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 21, 2022 10:41 am

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary.

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Mon Nov 21, 2022 7:15 pm

How’s that kid who swallowed the half dollar?

No change yet.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Nov 21, 2022 7:18 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 22, 2022 10:48 am

Why couldn’t the gravy boat make it across the table?

There was a maize to get past.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:51 am

What happens when potatoes drink too much?

They get mashed.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 24, 2022 11:37 am

What sound does a turkey's phone make?

Wing-wing-wing.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 25, 2022 11:46 am

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:20 pm

How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?

Merry Christmas to ewe.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:35 am

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?

Truth or deer.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:42 pm

What did Rudolph have to say about a big book of noses that Santa gifted him?

He said, "I already red that one."

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:30 am

Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?

He’s cool.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:29 am

What did the grumpy sheep say when his friends wished him a Merry Christmas?

Baaaa humbug!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:22 am

Where does mistletoe go to become famous?

Holly-wood.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:29 pm

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Dec 03, 2022 11:30 am

How much does it cost to run Santa’s sleigh?

Eight bucks, or nine if the weather is bad.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 04, 2022 12:01 pm

What did the gingerbread man get when he broke his leg?

A candy cane.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 05, 2022 10:48 am

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?

So he could sleep like a log.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 06, 2022 10:46 am

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Want to go for a spin?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:40 am

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?

Because the present's beneath them.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Dec 08, 2022 10:53 am

What’s an elf’s favorite sport?

Miniature golf.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:41 am

What did one Christmas tree say to the other?

Lighten up!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Dec 10, 2022 12:28 pm

How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?

Merry Christmas to ewe.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 11, 2022 12:27 pm

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

Stick with me and we’ll go places!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:39 am

How is Christmas exactly like your job?

You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 13, 2022 10:43 am

How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?

“Present!”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 14, 2022 1:29 pm

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Dec 15, 2022 11:08 am

What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?

The Who.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 16, 2022 11:15 am

Why does The Grinch enjoy gardening?

He's got a green thumb.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:45 pm

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?

Snow.