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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:54 am

Image A grizzly walks to the checkout line with salmon and honey...the clerk says, "Gotcha. Just the bear necessities."
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Image What do you call a short person waving at you?

Image Microwave.
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Image How does Darth Vader eat with a mask on?

Image He Force feeds himself.
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Image What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Image Towels.
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Image For Sale: Thick layer of dust. As seen on TV.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:38 pm

Image Why was the report card wet?

Image Because the grades were below C level.
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Image Why did the ghost starch his sheet?

Image He wanted everyone scared stiff.
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Image Why are vampires bad at art?

Image They are only able to draw blood.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 09, 2022 11:28 am

Image What sound do witches make when they eat cereal?

Image Snap, Cackle & Pop!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 10, 2022 2:37 pm

Image Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

Image He felt rotten.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 11, 2022 10:39 am

Image Did you hear about the witch who got really angry while on her broomstick?

Image She flew off the handle.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:36 pm

Image What kind of horse do ghosts ride?

Image A night-mare.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 13, 2022 10:47 am

Image How do you get rid of demons?

Image Exorcise a lot.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 14, 2022 10:46 am

:ponder: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely?

Image The crossing gourd.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:34 am

Image What kind of vehicle does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night?

Image A monster truck.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:30 am

Image What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Image Bamboo.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:41 am

Image What does a ghost teacher say to their students?

Image "Watch the board and I'll go through it again!"
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:46 am

Image What do you call two spiders who just got married?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:48 am

Image What type of plates do skeletons like to use?

Image Bone china.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:46 am

Image Are skeletons good at painting?

Image No, they prefer making skull-ptures.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:46 am

Image How do vampires flirt?

Image They bat their eyes.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 22, 2022 12:18 pm

Image Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Image Day-scare.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 23, 2022 12:18 pm

Image What did the bird say on Halloween?

Image Trick or tweet.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 24, 2022 10:46 am

Image What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?

Image Get a broom!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 25, 2022 10:49 am

Image Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?

Image Boo jeans.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:47 am

Image What types of TVs are in haunted houses?

Image Wide scream TVs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 27, 2022 2:59 pm

Image Why do witches fly on broomsticks?

Image Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 28, 2022 1:06 pm

Image Where do werewolves store all of their Halloween candy?

:unenthused: In a werehouse.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 29, 2022 12:22 pm

Image What do you call a hip jack-o'-lantern?

Image Waaay ahead of the carve.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:45 am

Image Why don’t mummies take time off?

Image They’re afraid to unwind.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:45 am

Image How do monsters like their eggs?

Image Terri-fried.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 10:39 am

Image What did the turkey say to the computer?

Image "Google, google."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 10:49 am

Image If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?

Image Goblet.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 10:53 am

Image With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what's likely to be the most popular side dish?

Image Masked potatoes.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 10:48 am

Image Why didn't the Thanksgiving band get to perform?

Image Someone ate the drumsticks.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 05, 2022 11:58 am

Image Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Image To prove he wasn't chicken.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 06, 2022 11:30 am

Image Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Image There was no thyme!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 10:47 am

Image Why did the cranberries turn red?

Image Because they saw the turkey dressing.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 10:41 am

Image What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?

Image "All About That Baste."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 10:45 am

Image Why was the turkey arrested?

:unenthused: The police suspected fowl play.
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