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The MLP:FiM 11th Anniversary Holiday Quote Thread

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:57 pm

Image All right, all right! Let's bob for apples! This is the way to do it.

Image Yeah, Lucy, you should be good at this. You have the perfect mouth for it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 25, 2021 1:43 pm

Image Arrr, I be Orange Beard the Pirate Cap'n, an' this be me first mate, Odie the Stupid.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:32 pm

Image Is Linus taking me to the party?

Image That stupid blockhead of a brother of mine is out in the pumpkin patch making his yearly fool of himself.

Image Boy, is he *strange*.

Image But maybe there *is* a Great Pumpkin.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:35 pm

Image Remember, kids: if you don't exercise with Binky, you're gonna to grow up to be worthleeeess!

:2cool: I hate you, Binky! Where's my remote control?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:43 pm

Image I got a rock.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:25 pm

Image Believe it, my friends! The pirates had a ten-year-old cabin boy. I was that boy. I was there. I never took the treasure because they would have found me. There's no escaping them! They know we're here! They know who we are!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:28 pm

Image If anyone had told me I'd be waiting in a pumpkin patch on Halloween night, I'd have said they were crazy.

Image Just think, Sally, when the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch, we'll be there to see him. What's that? What's that? I hear the Great Pumpkin!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 31, 2021 10:14 pm

Image Well, don't take it too hard, Linus. I've done a lot of stupid things in my life, too.

Image STUPID? What do you mean "stupid"? Just wait till next year, Charlie Brown. You'll see! Next year at this same time, I'll find a pumpkin patch that is *real* sincere and I'll sit in that pumpkin patch until the Great Pumpkin appears. He'll rise out of that pumpkin patch and he'll fly through the air with his bag of toys. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him! I'll be there! I'll be sitting there in that pumpkin patch... and I'll see the Great Pumpkin. Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see that Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear, and I'll be waiting for him...!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:19 pm

Image What kind of Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where’s the turkey, Chuck? Don’t you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where’s the mashed potatoes? Where’s the cranberry sauce? Where’s the pumpkin pie?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 04, 2021 6:36 pm

Image I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.

Image That’s right. I’ve seen you make toast. You can’t butter it, but maybe we can help you.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:54 pm

Image Do you know what we have to do? We have to write an essay on Stanley Miles.

:spike101: You mean Myles Standish.

Image I can’t keep track of all those names.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:04 pm

Image Don’t feel bad, Chuck. Peppermint Patty didn’t mean all those things she said. Actually, she really likes you.

Image I don’t feel bad for myself, I just feel bad because I’ve ruined everyone’s Thanksgiving.

Image But Thanksgiving is more than eating, Chuck. You heard what Linus was saying out there. Those early Pilgrims were thankful for what had happened to them, and we should be thankful, too. We should just be thankful for being together. I think that’s what they mean by ‘Thanksgiving,’ Charlie Brown.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 20, 2021 4:16 pm

Image I think I’m losing control of the whole world.

Image Now what’s wrong?

Image Now she’s bringing Franklin, too. Peppermint Patty’s invited herself, Marcie, and Franklin over for Thanksgiving dinner. And I’m not even going to be home. I’m going to be at my grandmother’s.

Image Why don’t you just call her back and explain it to her?

Image You can’t explain anything to Peppermint Patty because you never get to say anything. I’m doomed. Three guests for Thanksgiving, and I’m not even going to be home. Peppermint Patty will hate me for the rest of my life.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 23, 2021 1:34 pm

Image What’s the matter, big brother?

Image Nothing. I was just checking the mailbox.

Image What did you expect, a turkey card?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 8:14 pm

Image You’re holding my hand, Chuck, you sly dog.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 2:08 pm

Image You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn’t, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I’d say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 29, 2021 4:37 pm

Image Look, Charlie, let's face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 02, 2021 5:45 pm

Image Welcome Christmas. Bring your cheer,

Image Cheer to all Whos, far and near.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 05, 2021 7:57 pm

Image Come closer. What do you desire?

Image Well, sir, we're misfits too, and now we'd like to live here.

Image I'm afraid that would not be possible. You see, this island is for toys alone.

Image How do you like that? Even among misfits you're misfits.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 08, 2021 5:33 pm

Image He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. Maybe Christmas, he thought... doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps... means a little bit more!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 13, 2021 12:08 am

Image Bread... that this house may never know hunger.

Image Salt... that life may always have flavor.

Image And wine... that joy and prosperity may reign forever. Enter the Martini Castle.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 15, 2021 7:56 pm

:speakest: Waiter! More bread.

:nngh: Ha'penny extra, sir.

:unenthused: No more bread.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:56 pm

Image Grandma, you remember Garfield, don't you?

Image Well, I'll be. I remember back when all we had were wood-burning cats. Ah, what'll they think of next?

Image Bizarre.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 19, 2021 6:04 pm

Image Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.

Image That's right, that's right. Attaboy, Clarence.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 20, 2021 7:38 pm

Image You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown?

Image You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED.

Image Good grief.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 22, 2021 2:49 pm

Image Now you go home and write "I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty" a hundred zillion times. And then maybe - just maybe, mind you - you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning.

Image Like - a new hat, maybe? Ohh, yes, sir! Goodbye, everyone! Sorry to lose and run, but I've got to get busy writing, bus-y, bus-y, bus-y!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 24, 2021 8:31 pm

Image Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Dec 25, 2021 11:02 am

Image Ho ho ho! Christmas isn't about getting into clubs, Zorak.
Image HI SANTA!!! ... didja get my letter?
Image Space Ghost! You've destroyed the Tooth Fairy.
Image Nuh uh!
Image I know when you've been bad and good ...
Image And you've been very good! I've been trying to kill her myself for years. Ho ho ho ho!
Image But ... why, Santa? Why?
Image So that I could be the tooth fairy, Moltar. Then Santa could use all the little children's teeth to make bizarre and twisted toys for Santa's own amusement! Ho ho ho ho ho!
Image (That doesn't sound like the Santa I know ...)
Image BECAUSE I'M NOT THE SANTA YOU KNOW. I'M BIZARRO SANTA FROM THE LECTROID DIMENSION.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 25, 2021 9:19 pm

Image Hey, Gris, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room, get my stogy.

Image He's an old man, this may be his last Christmas...

:unenthused: If he keeps it up, it will be his last Christmas.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 28, 2021 1:00 am

:fluttersmith: I wish he would have come to me first. I know just how he felt. I bet they called him names and wouldn't let him play in any New Year games.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 01, 2022 1:40 pm

Image I did it.
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