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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:39 am

Image Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?

Image It was an April Fuels’ joke.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:44 am

:vogue: I write songs about sewing machines...I'm a Singer Songwriter.
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hah!
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At the pet show, the judges awarded a trophy to the cat with the most beautiful behind.

It was a catastrophe.
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Image My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I grounded him...he's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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Image How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

Image Hare spray.
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Image Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.

Image They're packed with Peanuts.
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Image Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

:spoiler: Because he was grounded!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:15 am

:flutterdear: Why did the pony need cough syrup?

Image His throat was a little horse.
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Image What rock group has four men that don’t sing?

Image Mount Rushmore.
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Image What do you get when you mix a motorcycle with a joke?

Image A Yamahaha.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:12 am

Image How do you milk a dragon?

Image By making 3 movies and a couple TV series about it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 11, 2021 11:23 am

Image What's the fastest liquid on Earth?

Image Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:11 am

Image Did you here about the fight on the stairs at the shopping mall?

Image Apparently it escalated quickly.
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Image What ruined Tiger Woods’ golf career?

Image His driving game.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:53 am

Image The Lego store near my house just reopened after lockdown...people were lining up for blocks.
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Image How tall is a spider?

Image Eight feet.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 16, 2021 10:11 am

Image Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.

Image I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:13 am

:excellent: What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?

:bluh: “You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:12 am

Image What's yellow and turns to the dark side?

Image Bananakin Skywalker.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:15 am

:-/ Why can't eggs keep secrets?

:smug: Because they tend to crack under pressure.
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Image Why did the banana put on sun screen?

Image So it wouldn't peel.
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Image Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway?

Image Authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
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Image If there were a lizard school, which students would be the one keeping order?

Image The monitors.
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Image What transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 24, 2021 10:25 am

Image My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:21 pm

Image The eagle is a bird of many skills.

Image One could say he's very talon-ted.
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Image An ice-cream van has crashed on the Interstate highway.

ImagePolice are putting the cones out.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:43 am

:speakest: Who designed the round table of King Arthur?

:spike101: Sir Cumference.
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Image Why did the jelly roll?

Image Because it saw the apple turnover!
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Image What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power?

Image Gramma rays.
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hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 01, 2021 11:30 am

:-/ Somebody has stolen one of my Mr. Men books.

:applejargh: I'm absolutely fuming and have vowed revenge...No more Mr. Nice Guy.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 02, 2021 11:27 am

Image What do you get when you yell into a colander?

Image A strained voice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 03, 2021 10:26 am

Image What happens when you play a country music record in reverse?

:bluh: Your dog ressurects, your wife goes back home, you get your job back and Donald Trump finally leaves office.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 04, 2021 4:46 pm

Image I started downloading Jaws the other day...but after one megabyte, my computer died.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 05, 2021 10:41 am

Image What color is the wind?

Image Blew.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 06, 2021 10:30 am

Image Bono and The Edge walk into a bar...

Image The bartender sighs. "Not U2 again."
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