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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:29 am

Image Which is heavier, a half moon or a full moon?

:unenthused: A half moon, because the full moon is lighter.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:14 pm

:flutterdear: What would you call Batman and Robin if they were run over by a truck?

Image Flatman and Ribbon.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 28, 2020 12:25 pm

Image How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Image Put lox on it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:52 am

Image What did one boa constrictor say to another?

Image I've got a crush on you.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:14 pm

Image There's a gang going through town, systematically shoplifting clothes in order of size.

Image Police say they are still at large.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:27 pm

Image What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?

Image Orna-mints!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:15 pm

Image Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?

Image Holly-wood.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 03, 2020 12:19 pm

Image What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Image A Holly Davidson.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 04, 2020 12:12 pm

Image How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas?

Image They use Santa-tizer.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 05, 2020 12:37 pm

Image How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey?

Image On the dark side!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:55 am

Image What award did Frosty win?

Image Best in Snow.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 07, 2020 4:22 pm

Image I like to put up Christmas decorations in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:21 pm

Image What did the elf say when he got fired?

Image "This is termination without Claus."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:02 pm

Image What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

Image A cookie sheet.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:10 pm

Image What did Rudolph tell Santa before they started out on Christmas eve?

Image "Hold on for deer life."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:18 pm

Image What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Image Santa Pause.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:06 pm

Image Did you hear about the kid who wouldn't eat broken candy canes?

Image They had to be in mint condition.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:20 pm

Image How did Scrooge win the football game?

Image The ghost of Christmas passed.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:08 pm

Image What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

Image "I'll have a boo Christmas without you."
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:crack:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:35 pm

Image How did the bauble get addicted to Christmas?

Image He was hooked on trees his whole life!
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Image Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer?

Image Spruce Springsteen.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 17, 2020 4:47 pm

Image What did Santa say to the little boy who didn't believe in him?

Image "Yule be sorry."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:43 pm

Image What did Humpty Dumpty say about this time of year?

Image "I’m so egg-cited for the holidays.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 19, 2020 10:16 am

:allears: What did the Christmas trees say to each other?

:party: Okay everybody, it’s time to get lit!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:41 pm

Image A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:19 pm

Image Why is our Hearth's Warming tree so hard to lift?

Image That tree has some junk in the trunk.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:05 pm

Image What did Mrs. Claus say about Santa's outfit?

:vogue: "That look soots you."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:16 pm

Image Children who don’t learn to tie their shoes properly are bound to wind up on the knotty list.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 24, 2020 10:55 am

Image What did Santa Claus say when he heard a good joke?

Image You sleigh me.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 25, 2020 12:15 pm

Image We're ready to work on the presents...put on some wrap music!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 26, 2020 11:41 am

Image What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?

Image A meltdown.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 27, 2020 1:00 pm

Image My New Year’s resolution is to be more assertive, if that’s ok with you guys.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 28, 2020 11:20 am

Image What happened when Jack Frost lost his temper?

Image All hail broke loose.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:58 am

Image What did they call it when the child threw his vegetables on the ground?

Image Peas on earth.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:35 am

Image What did the icy road say to the truck?

Image Want to go for a spin?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 31, 2020 10:57 am

Image What's the best way to build a snowman?

Image Flake it till you make it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:34 am

Image Why do you need a jeweler on December 31?

Image To ring in the New Year.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:42 am

Image Why did Cyclops close his school?

Image He only had one pupil.
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