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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?

Image So you can log in.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:39 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?

Image It was an April Fuels’ joke.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:44 am
by PonyHag714
:vogue: I write songs about sewing machines...I'm a Singer Songwriter.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:49 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 6:46 pm
by Mechanical Ape
At the pet show, the judges awarded a trophy to the cat with the most beautiful behind.

It was a catastrophe.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:48 am
by PonyHag714
Image My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I grounded him...he's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:25 pm
by PonyHag714
Image How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

Image Hare spray.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:58 am
by PonyHag714
Image Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.

Image They're packed with Peanuts.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:08 pm
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

:spoiler: Because he was grounded!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:15 am
by PonyHag714
:flutterdear: Why did the pony need cough syrup?

Image His throat was a little horse.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:26 am
by PonyHag714
Image What rock group has four men that don’t sing?

Image Mount Rushmore.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you get when you mix a motorcycle with a joke?

Image A Yamahaha.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:12 am
by PonyHag714
Image How do you milk a dragon?

Image By making 3 movies and a couple TV series about it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 11:23 am
by PonyHag714
Image What's the fastest liquid on Earth?

Image Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:11 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you here about the fight on the stairs at the shopping mall?

Image Apparently it escalated quickly.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:01 am
by PonyHag714
Image What ruined Tiger Woods’ golf career?

Image His driving game.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:53 am
by PonyHag714
Image The Lego store near my house just reopened after lockdown...people were lining up for blocks.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:16 am
by PonyHag714
Image How tall is a spider?

Image Eight feet.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 10:11 am
by PonyHag714
Image Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.

Image I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:13 am
by PonyHag714
:excellent: What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?

:bluh: “You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:12 am
by PonyHag714
Image What's yellow and turns to the dark side?

Image Bananakin Skywalker.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:15 am
by PonyHag714
:-/ Why can't eggs keep secrets?

:smug: Because they tend to crack under pressure.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:18 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the banana put on sun screen?

Image So it wouldn't peel.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:24 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway?

Image Authorities are still trying to piece everything together.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:21 am
by PonyHag714
Image If there were a lizard school, which students would be the one keeping order?

Image The monitors.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:21 am
by PonyHag714
Image What transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days?

Image Amazon Prime.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 10:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning.

Image That wasn't cool.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:21 pm
by PonyHag714
Image The eagle is a bird of many skills.

Image One could say he's very talon-ted.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:12 am
by PonyHag714
Image An ice-cream van has crashed on the Interstate highway.

ImagePolice are putting the cones out.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:43 am
by PonyHag714
:speakest: Who designed the round table of King Arthur?

:spike101: Sir Cumference.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:23 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the jelly roll?

Image Because it saw the apple turnover!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power?

Image Gramma rays.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:11 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:42 am
by PonyHag714
Image How do you make apple jelly?

Image Google Maps.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 11:30 am
by PonyHag714
:-/ Somebody has stolen one of my Mr. Men books.

:applejargh: I'm absolutely fuming and have vowed revenge...No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 11:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you get when you yell into a colander?

Image A strained voice.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 10:26 am
by PonyHag714
Image What happens when you play a country music record in reverse?

:bluh: Your dog ressurects, your wife goes back home, you get your job back and Donald Trump finally leaves office.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 4:46 pm
by PonyHag714
Image I started downloading Jaws the other day...but after one megabyte, my computer died.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 10:41 am
by PonyHag714
Image What color is the wind?

Image Blew.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 10:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image Bono and The Edge walk into a bar...

Image The bartender sighs. "Not U2 again."