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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:25 am
by PonyHag714
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:39 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels’ joke.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:44 am
by PonyHag714
I write songs about sewing machines...I'm a Singer Songwriter.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:49 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 6:46 pm
by Mechanical Ape
At the pet show, the judges awarded a trophy to the cat with the most beautiful behind.
It was a catastrophe.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:48 am
by PonyHag714
My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I grounded him...he's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:25 pm
by PonyHag714
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?
Hare spray.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:58 am
by PonyHag714
Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.
They're packed with Peanuts.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:08 pm
by PonyHag714
Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?
Because he was grounded!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:15 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the pony need cough syrup?
His throat was a little horse.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:26 am
by PonyHag714
What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:27 am
by PonyHag714
What do you get when you mix a motorcycle with a joke?
A Yamahaha.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:12 am
by PonyHag714
How do you milk a dragon?
By making 3 movies and a couple TV series about it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 11:23 am
by PonyHag714
What's the fastest liquid on Earth?
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:11 am
by PonyHag714
Did you here about the fight on the stairs at the shopping mall?
Apparently it escalated quickly.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:01 am
by PonyHag714
What ruined Tiger Woods’ golf career?
His driving game.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:53 am
by PonyHag714
The Lego store near my house just reopened after lockdown...people were lining up for blocks.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:16 am
by PonyHag714
How tall is a spider?
Eight feet.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 10:11 am
by PonyHag714
Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.
I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:13 am
by PonyHag714
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:12 am
by PonyHag714
What's yellow and turns to the dark side?
Bananakin Skywalker.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:15 am
by PonyHag714
Why can't eggs keep secrets?
Because they tend to crack under pressure.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:18 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the banana put on sun screen?
So it wouldn't peel.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:24 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway?
Authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:21 am
by PonyHag714
If there were a lizard school, which students would be the one keeping order?
The monitors.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:21 am
by PonyHag714
What transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days?
Amazon Prime.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 10:25 am
by PonyHag714
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning.
That wasn't cool.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:21 pm
by PonyHag714
The eagle is a bird of many skills.
One could say he's very talon-ted.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:12 am
by PonyHag714
An ice-cream van has crashed on the Interstate highway.
Police are putting the cones out.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:43 am
by PonyHag714
Who designed the round table of King Arthur?
Sir Cumference.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:23 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the jelly roll?
Because it saw the apple turnover!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:27 am
by PonyHag714
What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power?
Gramma rays.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:11 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:42 am
by PonyHag714
How do you make apple jelly?
Google Maps.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 11:30 am
by PonyHag714
Somebody has stolen one of my Mr. Men books.
I'm absolutely fuming and have vowed revenge...No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 11:27 am
by PonyHag714
What do you get when you yell into a colander?
A strained voice.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 10:26 am
by PonyHag714
What happens when you play a country music record in reverse?
Your dog ressurects, your wife goes back home, you get your job back and Donald Trump finally leaves office.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 4:46 pm
by PonyHag714
I started downloading Jaws the other day...but after one megabyte, my computer died.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 10:41 am
by PonyHag714
What color is the wind?
Blew.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 10:30 am
by PonyHag714
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar...
The bartender sighs. "Not U2 again."