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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:22 pm
by PonyHag714
Image What kind of movie did the boy and girl clock go to?

Image A tick flick.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:41 pm
by PonyHag714
Image What job did the frog have at the hotel?

Image Bellhop.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image Have you heard about the fight in the fish and chip shop?

Image 2 fish got battered.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 6:01 pm
by PonyHag714
:bluh: A man's wife left him for a tractor salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:54 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did one sock puppet say to another?

Image You look like you could use a hand.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:51 am
by PonyHag714
Image I saw a sign while driving yesterday that said "Watch for children"...what a good trade.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:29 pm
by PonyHag714
Image Why was Chewbacca so happy after his son's first baseball season?

Image He got Wookie of the year.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:32 am
by PonyHag714
Image I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today...should’ve used aloha temperature.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 10:10 am
by PonyHag714
Image What does an upset chef make food with?

Image Angrydients.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image Two slices of bread were competing to see who would stay fresh the longest...It ended in a stalemate.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image Who designed the round table of King Arthur?

Image Sir Cumference.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:20 am
by PonyHag714
Image Cutting down a tree with a block of cheese is easy...you just gotta make sure it's extra sharp.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2021 1:47 pm
by PonyHag714
Image What did the scarf say to the hat?

Image You go on ahead.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:10 pm
by PonyHag714
:unenthused: The doctor says I have to stop eating the skin of oranges...that was a bitter peel to swallow.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:13 am
by PonyHag714
Image How is working at McDonald’s like being an archaeologist in Athens?

Image Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:50 am
by PonyHag714
Image I used to be a fortune teller but I was really bad at it as I could only predict really bad winter storms...turns out I was using a snow globe.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 11:46 am
by PonyHag714
Image I said "I love you" to my cake. It burst into tiers.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:17 pm
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a cardboard belt?

Image A waist of paper.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 10:53 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why do Baby-Boomers always pay by check?

Image Because they hate change.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:59 am
by PonyHag714
Image I found an LP of wasp noises. Played three tracks that sounded nothing like a wasp. Silly me. I was playing the bee side.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:49 am
by PonyHag714
Image Got a really nice 3 foot ruler today...I bought it at a yard sale.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:45 am
by PonyHag714
Image Who is the leader of the corn army?

Image The kernal.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 9:37 am
by PonyHag714
Image What rock group has 4 guys who don’t sing?

Image Mount Rushmore.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 10:52 am
by PonyHag714
Image I just invented a thought controlled air-freshener. It makes scents, if you think about it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:51 pm
by PonyHag714
Image What do you get when you pick a pigs nose?

Image Ham boogers.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2021 9:18 am
by PonyHag714
Image A magician goes to a fish market...the fishmonger says “pick a cod, any cod”

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:53 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call an ox that’s gone gluten-free?

Image Silly yak.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 9:38 am
by PonyHag714
:unenthused: Why is the sun so smart?

Image It has a lot of degrees.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 12:18 pm
by PonyHag714
Image My favourite 10+ year shirt got torn today. R.I.P.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2021 12:56 pm
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a bunch of crows out camping?

Image Murder within tent.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 12:30 pm
by PonyHag714
:starity: I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth...now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 9:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.

Image Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 12:17 pm
by PonyHag714
Image What does a baby computer call its father?

Image Data.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 10:11 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why does Darth Vader's breathing sound so angry?

Image He's just venting.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:51 am
by PonyHag714
Image What’s Darth Vader favourite measurement system?

Image The Imperial System.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:03 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did one light bulb say to the other on Vaentine's Day?

:allears: "I love you a whole watt."

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:21 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Image Ughs and kisses.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 12:16 pm
by PonyHag714
:unenthused: Businesses don't last very long on the moon.

Image They tend to wax and wane over time.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:43 am
by PonyHag714
Image I tossed and turned as I heard metallic sounds coming from the next bedroom...it was a restless knight.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2021 9:39 am
by PonyHag714
Image A new Lego store opened up in my town...people were lined up for blocks.