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Posted: **Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:29 am**

Which is heavier, a half moon or a full moon?

A half moon, because the full moon is lighter.

Posted: **Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:14 pm**

What would you call Batman and Robin if they were run over by a truck?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2020 12:25 pm**

How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Put lox on it.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:52 am**

What did one boa constrictor say to another?

I've got a crush on you.

Posted: **Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:14 pm**

There's a gang going through town, systematically shoplifting clothes in order of size.

Police say they are still at large.

Posted: **Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:27 pm**

What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?

Orna-mints!

Posted: **Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:15 pm**

Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?

Holly-wood.

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2020 12:19 pm**

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.

Posted: **Fri Dec 04, 2020 12:12 pm**

How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas?

They use Santa-tizer.

Posted: **Sat Dec 05, 2020 12:37 pm**

How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey?

On the dark side!

Posted: **Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:55 am**

What award did Frosty win?

Best in Snow.

Posted: **Mon Dec 07, 2020 4:22 pm**

I like to put up Christmas decorations in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes.

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:21 pm**

What did the elf say when he got fired?

"This is termination without Claus."

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:02 pm**

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet.

Posted: **Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:10 pm**

What did Rudolph tell Santa before they started out on Christmas eve?

"Hold on for deer life."

Posted: **Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:18 pm**

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa Pause.

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:06 pm**

Did you hear about the kid who wouldn't eat broken candy canes?

They had to be in mint condition.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:20 pm**

How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed.

Posted: **Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:08 pm**

What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

"I'll have a boo Christmas without you."

Posted: **Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:25 pm**

Posted: **Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:35 pm**

How did the bauble get addicted to Christmas?

He was hooked on trees his whole life!

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:20 am**

Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer?

Spruce Springsteen.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2020 12:11 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 17, 2020 4:47 pm**

What did Santa say to the little boy who didn't believe in him?

"Yule be sorry."

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:43 pm**

What did Humpty Dumpty say about this time of year?

"I’m so egg-cited for the holidays.”

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2020 10:16 am**

What did the Christmas trees say to each other?

Okay everybody, it’s time to get lit!

Posted: **Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:41 pm**

A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”

Posted: **Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:19 pm**

Why is our Hearth's Warming tree so hard to lift?

That tree has some junk in the trunk.

Posted: **Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:05 pm**

What did Mrs. Claus say about Santa's outfit?

"That look soots you."

Posted: **Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:16 pm**

Children who don’t learn to tie their shoes properly are bound to wind up on the knotty list.

Posted: **Thu Dec 24, 2020 10:55 am**

What did Santa Claus say when he heard a good joke?

You sleigh me.

Posted: **Fri Dec 25, 2020 12:15 pm**

We're ready to work on the presents...put on some wrap music!

Posted: **Sat Dec 26, 2020 11:41 am**

What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?

A meltdown.

Posted: **Sun Dec 27, 2020 1:00 pm**

My New Year’s resolution is to be more assertive, if that’s ok with you guys.

Posted: **Mon Dec 28, 2020 11:20 am**

What happened when Jack Frost lost his temper?

All hail broke loose.

Posted: **Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:58 am**

What did they call it when the child threw his vegetables on the ground?

Peas on earth.

Posted: **Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:35 am**

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Want to go for a spin?

Posted: **Thu Dec 31, 2020 10:57 am**

What's the best way to build a snowman?

Flake it till you make it.

Posted: **Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:34 am**

Why do you need a jeweler on December 31?

To ring in the New Year.

Posted: **Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:42 am**

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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