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:unenthused: The Batmobile won't start. Check the battery.

:whyme: What's a tery?
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:spike101: What do you get when you put pants in the microwave?

:maud: Hot Pockets.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Jun 05, 2021 7:56 pm

How is a cat like a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has a pause at the end of its clause.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 9:05 pm

I remember when you could walk into a gas station with a nickel and walk out with a soda and a Snickers bar. Now there's cameras everywhere.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:19 am

:starity: What happened to the cat after she swallowed a ball of yarn?

:bluh: She had mittens.
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Post by Pocket (?) » Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:45 pm

:anticipation: A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O." :nuhuh:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 12, 2021 11:06 am

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