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Post by Scuderia (?) » Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:03 pm

:tada: :"Wow, Twilight, this is the best grilled cheese you've ever made!"

Image :"That's not saying much, though. It's pretty dry. Don't you know you're supposed to butter the bread before tossing on the grill..."

Image :"Huh! I can magic a fix for that; gimmie your plate."


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:whyme: Why can't you trust a duck with bomb defusal?

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:evil: Why did the power line not go to the prom?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 08, 2021 9:46 am

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haha
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Image "I'm never gonna run around and dessert you."
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:twonk: How do you stop a bull from charging?

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:flutterdear: What did the dog say to Woody after accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear?

:smug: You got a friend in me.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:13 pm

:fluttersmith: Why was the little ink drop crying?

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