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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:29 am

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:flutterdear: What would you call Batman and Robin if they were run over by a truck?

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:crack:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 19, 2020 10:16 am

:allears: What did the Christmas trees say to each other?

:party: Okay everybody, it’s time to get lit!
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