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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 18, 2021 10:22 am

Image If a zoo had a half man half horse...

Image Do you think it would be the centaur of attention?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 19, 2021 9:54 am

Image Did you see the show about metal fasteners?

Image It was riveting.
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Post by Scuderia (?) » Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:03 pm

:tada: :"Wow, Twilight, this is the best grilled cheese you've ever made!"

Image :"That's not saying much, though. It's pretty dry. Don't you know you're supposed to butter the bread before tossing on the grill..."

Image :"Huh! I can magic a fix for that; gimmie your plate."


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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 20, 2021 10:21 am

Image Why was Mars overrun with mice?

Image Curiosity killed the cat.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 21, 2021 11:24 am

Image After 6 months (or so) of listening to people talk with masks on...I finally understand what Charlie Brown's teacher was saying.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:13 pm

Image What did the pirate say when he dropped his fast food order?

Image Arrr! Me harteys!!!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:45 am

Image How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Image Look for Fresh Prince.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:33 am

Image Bono and Edge walk into the bar and the barman says, "Oh no, not U2 again."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:35 am

:whyme: Why can't you trust a duck with bomb defusal?

:unimpressed: They quack under pressure.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:18 pm

Image I spent the whole day trying to carve the Ninja Turtles out of wood...but just ended up with a load of Splinters.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:58 am

Image I was at a restaurant, and spilled soup on my jeans. I called for thier server: "Waitress, there's soup in my fly."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:29 am

Image Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

:snobtavia: Too much sax and violins.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:54 am

:evil: Why did the power line not go to the prom?

:here: She was grounded.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:43 am

Image I tried opening a bag of Lays, but it exploded on me. Now I've got a chip on my shoulder.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:42 am

Image My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pick up artist.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:17 pm

Image Why did the camera flash go to jail?

:unenthused: It was charged with battery.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:03 pm

Image Due to lack of professional sports, ESPN televised the World Origami Championships. It was paper view.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 08, 2021 9:46 am

Image A caring mother makes her son loafs of bread shaped like batman, to make his sandwiches fun every time. guess what happens when it's in the oven?

Image The dark knight rises.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 09, 2021 10:18 am

Image Why were the Egyptian children confused?

Image Because their daddies were mummies.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Mar 09, 2021 10:23 am

haha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 10, 2021 5:32 pm

Image What did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?

Image "I'm never gonna run around and dessert you."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 11, 2021 12:30 pm

Image For Sale: Thick layer of dust. As seen on TV.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:45 am

:twonk: How do you stop a bull from charging?

:smug: You unplug it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:48 am

Image Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick?

Image 'Cause he wanted to join the Maple Leafs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 14, 2021 11:40 am

Image Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Image Because he conditioned it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 16, 2021 12:35 pm

Image What’s another name for iPhone chargers?

Image Apple juice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:34 pm

Image What do you call a potato made of iron?

Image Tony Starch.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 19, 2021 12:58 pm

Image Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.

Image They left a note, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 20, 2021 10:56 am

Image Why did the skeleton go to the supermarket?

Image To get spare ribs!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 21, 2021 11:31 am

:flutterdear: What did the dog say to Woody after accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear?

:smug: You got a friend in me.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 22, 2021 12:56 pm

Image I pulled a muscle digging for gold...it’s just a miner injury.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:24 pm

Image What happened to the two apple trees that were planted together?

Image They lived appley ever after.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:02 pm

Image I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it.

Image You never know when you might need a nail.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:30 am

Image Did you hear that the CIA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the Moon landings?

:unenthused: He was such a perfectionist, he made them film on location.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 26, 2021 10:19 am

Image The coolest thing about my new Porsche is that it lets me know when the rear wing is raised.

Image Spoiler alert.
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hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:25 pm

Image What do bodybuilders say when they run out of protein?

Image No whey!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:56 am

Image What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Image Ham boogers!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:13 pm

:fluttersmith: Why was the little ink drop crying?

Image His mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:28 am

Image BREAKING NEWS: Missing Child Spotted With Pied Piper Of Hamelin

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