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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

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As a bonus I gained the abilities of a Lighting-Fire Phoenix. However there are many problems including...
3. The phoenix inside me is here just to laugh at my failures
Okay but a mythical creature granting you its power just so it can constantly mock you is p. funny though.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Venusy (?) » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:24 pm

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Is soft vore, like, vore for grandpas who can only eat apple sauce and jello?
it means swallowing food without chewing, so effectively yes

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

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it means swallowing food without chewing, so effectively yes
I was worried it was like softcore vs. hardcore pornography and then my mind tried to comprehend that dichotomy, so thank you for resolving the issue.

so here's a story that already has a pretty bad up-to-down-vote ra-ti-o
"Starlight we have a problem their is an intruder-why are you eating so many bread rolls?" Twilight asked her as Starlight had her mouth stuffed with one as she had plate of them by her.

"What? I was hungry."
"Who are you? Your not supposed to intrude in anypony's home especially not a royal location unless you have permission or you work for royalty. Why are you here. I can call the authorities and have you arrested." Twilight told her.

"Don't do that. I don't mean you any harm....please you have to help us....my little filly is sick and we don't have any money at all in order for me to pay for medical support for her. Please help us." The mare said.
MY CHILD IS SO DYING THAT I CAME TO THIS FUCKING CRYSTAL NIGHTMARE first before anywhere else
Who are you and why are you here!" Starlight said. The mother took her filly and backed up. Twilight glared at Starlight as she felt that Starlight was having an overreaction.

"Starlight knock it off right now. Do you really think that these two ponies are going to harm me. No they came for help." Twilight said with an angry tone.
sick children are the perfect place to put a bomb, you know

So after Starlight was kinda rude, what does Twig do?
"Get the fuck out of my castle." Twilight told her
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["]Maybe she will learn not to be an asshole." Twilight said.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:40 pm

If Equestria has insanely expensive healthcare like Americans do, I'd think an incident like this would be something that'd inspire Starlight Glimmer to revolutionize the industry instead of just get into a spat with Twilight. It'd be the perfect opportunity for her to use her authoritarian liberal powers to do something good!
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Blarghalt (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:43 am

Anyone remember the actual name of the TWILIGHT SPARKLE: SECRET BABY fic?

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:48 am

No but give me a day and a steam game and I'll find it for you.

The steam game is the price for wading into that territory. :nngh:
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:08 am

Damnit Blarghalt. :-I
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:10 am

The Wrong Fanfic wrote:YOU ARE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE!!!” Celestia screamed.

“YES! I KNOW! ISN’T IT WONDERFUL SISTER!?” Nightmare Moon said with sadistic glee.

“YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!” Celestia yelled with passion.

[...]

“LOWER THE MOON! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!” Celestia screamed.

“NO! THEY MUST ALL TASTE OF MY EMPTINESS!” Nightmare Moon said with arrogance.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by West Filly (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:10 am

Does this feature the line "Twilight Sparkle... will you elope with me?"
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Blarghalt (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:19 am

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/189018/mother

Found it! :twonk:

Here's some choice quotes to jog all ya'll's memories:
Y-you wewe waiting fow DIS? You wewe waiting fow me to become a foal again? Why? Why is it so impowtant?” Twilight sprung to her hooves while trying not to glare at her beloved mentor, but was having a very hard time not feeling like a pawn in her games. Again!
Lying near Nightmare Moon’s teats was a newborn foal
Twilight, I cannot nor will I recast that glamor spell. That mare was not you. The dark magic has fully left your system and you will begin aging normally, just like any filly. This, like it or not, is you. I’m sorry.

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by West Filly (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:21 am

Oh so it isn't the one I found where pregnant Twilight kills herself. Good.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:26 am

Welp, Blargh beat me. Now I have to find some other horrible fanfics to pull from.

Do I stick to age regression fics or go searching for conversion bureau stories? :-I
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:34 am

[Discord] inwardly smirked. In fact, just for fun, I’ll make Twilight a foal for Fluttershy to care for. Just for tonight, of course. I don’t want to ruin our friendship after I almost destroyed it not so long ago.
You got a weird sense of humor, Discord. :backaway:
She slowly opened her eyes and pushed herself up, hearing a crinkling sound.

She hesitated. Something about that crinkling sound was... familiar.
Let's skip a few chapters or this whole fic. :nngh:
Twilight glared at Fluttershy once the bib was on, but hid it when she noticed the others turning to her, in order to not arouse suspicion.
I forgot she's a secret baby. :-/
“It’s not wike it’s any weiwdew fow me anyway,” Twilight muttered, knowing only Fluttershy understood her. “I’m alweady her cousin becawse I’m now da daughdew o’ Bwaebuwn.”
So in this one Twilight is Braeburn's daughter.

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:47 am

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Oh so it isn't the one I found where pregnant Twilight kills herself. Good.
I asked and I received.
This is based on a very sad dream I once had :'(
I'm jealous of people who can remember their dreams even five minutes later, much less people who can make plodding Link/self-insert lemons.
Shining Armor and Princess Cadance: Acceptable.

Flash Sentry and Princess Twilight Sparkle: Forbidden.
dunked.
Nopony knows what has caused all of this abhorrence to them, though the animosity between the Sentry family and the Sparkle family—is breaking the hearts of Flash and Twilight.

To make matter worse for them—they are forbidden to be together.
There's "inspiration from Romeo and Juliet" and then there's removing Twilight's agency re. lecturing people down until they repent.
For several years now, the two have been sneaking around from their families, hiding from Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Cadance and even Shining Armor.
:allright: I'm okay with my sister-in-law being kept away from the pony she loves for unclear reasons.
:delight: What a coincidence! I'm also fine with her life being ruined by petty familial grudges, you know, the kind she solved herself in S5E23 The Hooffields and McColts!
:notgonnadoit: I just think Flash Sentry is a piece of tar, personally, she can do better
:unenthused: What the fuck, stop hiding, I just want to play splatoon
When coming to realization that she cannot keep this up, Flash Sentry has come up with a daring solution. Something that calls for a major sacrifice. He goes up to her, holds one of her front hooves into his, and said…

"Twilight Sparkle… will you elope with me?"
This is the first line of dialogue. This fanfic is really damn hard on telling and not showing.
Ever since then, Twilight and Flash were able to get married without making any notification to anypony, especially Spike—even the rest of the Mane 6 never knew about this.
:-/ fuck spike specifically
:-P what's that, my single, unmarried friend?
:-I nothing
So—throughout the rest of their getaway, the couple have made love several times.

Unfortunately…

Things don't always go as they plan.
:twonk: IT FELL OFF!!!
:-I t's rolling down the street and everything
:shock: holy cow it boarded the bus and it's off to canada
:-I paid fare and everything
:-I i hope your dick has a fun vacation
Even the two Regal sisters, Shining Armor and Princess Cadance are apprehensive about the lavender Alicorn as well.
:unenthused: now they've gone missing and shit, do they really not wanna play video games that bad, fuck
:allright: "apprehension" is the right severity for how I feel about my sister-in-law and her forbidden lover disappearing at the same time
While still somewhere in Rainbow Falls for their final trip, Flash and Twilight were just strolling around, enjoying the serene view of the misty multi-colored waterfalls and hoping that nothing can go wrong.
Somethign goes wrong later in the same paragraph.
The Royal Guard used his magic to stop them.
How? Don't ask! He just did!
Princess Celestia has never been this furious to her protégé before. She couldn't believe the fact that she has disobeyed her parents' commands to elope with a Royal Guard that she's forbidden to be with and got everypony extremely worried.
:pcstare: I can't believe you disobeyed this dumbass rule that was ruining your life that your parents imposed on you somehow as though you weren't an independent adult and also a princess
:-/ you really can't believe it?
:pcstare: eh, you got me there
Shining Armor is so outraged about his baby sister and the Pegasus, whom he now truly abhors—he actually warned their parents… and they want Flash Sentry to be shunned out of her life. Also, as Captain of the Royal Guards, he has the audacity to remove him from his army.
:notgonnadoit: am I weirdly possessive of my sister's purity to the level it borders on incestuous? you better fuckin believe it!
He's now out of sight—which will be the last time she will ever see him.

She's about to run after him, but her brother and Princess Celestia stop her. They put their front hooves up to her, preventing her to leave and blocking her way. Shining Armor looks at her sternly, "Let him go, Twilight. He's not worth it anymore."
:unenthused: I'm just glad to be included really
Twilight is able to break free of their hold. When she is about to make a run for him, or at least use her magic to teleport herself to Flash—something is interfering with her.

A sharp pain appears in her abdomen and she cringes as she gets down on the floor.
Oh fuck magic blocked by pregnancy complications!

That's a thing that happens take my word on it
To make matters worse for her, Twilight has been keeping this pregnancy secret to herself. Nopony—not even her sister-in-law or her brother—and no-dragon has ever heard the news that she's expecting.
at this point I think she just likes keeping secrets, the anxiety of them is addictive

take it from a pathologically anxious person, it can be, granted I never had a secret forbidden marriage
"Your name… is Moonlight Dusk." Twilight Sparkle says to herself. She rubs her belly and she could feel her unborn daughter kicking.
Fic's title btw.
What she is about to hear… will change everything for good.
Oh?
"I'm sorry to say this, Twilight, but," Celestia pauses. She went silent for almost half a second, knowing that it's too disheartening to say it herself.

Luna finishes for her sister, "Earlier this morning, they have found—Flash Sentry dead. It seems that he has met his demise several months ago probably right after he ran away[."]
Oh by "for good" they meant "forever"
Her husband—the love of her life—has died. Now her heart is completely broken into sediments.
:twonk: LEAVE MY SOUL AT THE BEND IN A RIVER, CONGEALING INTO THE SHALE OF MY LOST LOVE
["]We can't show you his body—but we want to at least give you what's left of him."
:allright: it was real fuckin gruesome, but a mushroom had sprouted out of his eye
:allright: this mushroom, ain't it cool


:allright: well I think it's cool
"I think we should give her some time alone." They nodded in agreement… and then they depart.

Twilight Sparkle—now a pregnant widow—is left all alone in a lobby of the Castle.
OH SORRY JUST WANTED TO REGISTER MY LAND CLAIM EXCUSE MY CRYING PREGNANT PRINCESS LET ME SCOOT BY YOU AND GET TO THE BUREAU OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS
By the time night comes, Twilight has had enough of this persistent heartbreak.
So, uh, why, I know a Romeo and Juliet knockoff isn't the most pertinent place for it, but, uh, why do pony fanworks keep up this theme that one can never move past loss?

Just a thing to keep in mind when you encounter hammily tragic works like this
"Princess Celestia, Luna," Cadance begins, "What's going on? Why have you brought us here?"

The Regal sisters are speechless in despair—because another tragedy has struck for them. First, Flash Sentry and now… they have lost… not one—but two more ponies.

"We shall head to Twilight Sparkle's room for a better exclamation." Princess Celestia responds solemnly. And so they did.
"FUCK! okay now that that's out of the way"
Aside with the shocked expressions, there is also agony, despair and melancholic distress in everypony.
show don't tell is so lost it's become the opposite
Princess Cadance gasps. Her voice breaks throughout her statement. "You mean… it's possible that Flash Sentry has impregnated her before his time of death… and Twilight has took her own life away… just because of this whole situation regarding to the two?"
:delight: yes that's exactly it I'm glad you've been so FUCKING observant during these past few GODDAMN months
Never before in their lives have they heard such a tragic story. This is breaking everypony's hearts.
now you're telling me the emotional impetus behind the story instead of telling, damn
Even Spike and the Mane 6—or now the Mane 5—couldn't even stop sobbing about this.
:gonkity: dammit! I'll have to change all these hexagonal banners!
Somewhere up in Equestria Heaven and while everypony are persistently sobbing…
that's the best name you can call it

really
Moonlight coos when she sees her father and then she held up her front hooves to him.
this is bringing up too many theological questions, I'm out
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Daikatuna (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:48 am

no

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

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no
whether it's posting a fanfic, or posting about a fire emblem game, at least two characters die each time.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Daikatuna (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:55 am

the no is for this entire thread

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Angel Beat (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:56 am

"Twilight Sparkle… will you elope with me?"
gallope would've been so much funnier
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by West Filly (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:21 am

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:47 am

:twonk: LEAVE MY SOUL AT THE BEND IN A RIVER, CONGEALING INTO THE SHALE OF MY LOST LOVE
I died :lol:
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:32 am

PYF fimfiction: Now her heart is completely broken into sediments.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Angel Beat (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:32 pm

It made her sedimental. :maud:
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:18 pm

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“YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!” Celestia yelled with passion
“Pinkie watch out for that cannonball,” Maud yelled passionlessly.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Perrydotto (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:32 pm

So why the fuck do they all hate Flash Sentry so much

besides him being a bland goober I mean
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Angel Beat (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:43 pm

For stealing Twilight away, I suppose.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by West Filly (?) » Sun Jan 21, 2018 7:21 am

Can't families just hate each other for no reason and in such a way as for the feud to be defended by the god rulers of society?
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Dal (?) » Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:49 am

The Flashlight hate is real on Fimfiction. I don't think I've seen one story that didn't have less than 40 downvotes.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Blarghalt (?) » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:30 am

They wouldn't have that problem if they just called Flash by his real name Brad

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:31 pm

With a ring in the door another man walked in the fast food joint. “Hi I’m gary.”

UGH, and the way everypony always cheer and applause him makes you sick to your stomach. what's worse is that he does everything flawlessly while you struggle with basic math, But that doesn’t matter right now.

So what that he was the most popular person in Equestria.

So what the every mare is madly in love with him.

So what he was prophesied to be the chosen one to save equestria.
forget twilight sparkle (as I am in love with her, trying to confess my feelings) I want Gary.
“Hi I’m gary.” Yes yes, your name is Gary everyone knows that. No need to flaunt it like the egomaniac that you are.
Garry doesn't say anything else it seems
Gary… Seeing Your love swoon over Gary, made your anger boil.

“Hi I’m Garry.”

Twilight gives out a blissful sigh. “And such a way with words…”
no I'm firmly against myself here, Gary is All That And A Bag Of Chips

but I finally confess!!!
“I… I love you twilight.” You said it, after years of constant debating you have finally said it.

“Aww Anon, I love you too.”

AND YOU DID IT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! [...]YOUR NOT GOING TO WIN THIS TIME GARY CAUSE YOU FINALLY HAVE TWILIGHT!

“You were always like a second brother to me anon.”
shucks
You turn in time to see Gary perform a double vault from a trampoline into a pit filled with lava as manticores try to swipe him out of the sky.

The crowd gasp as he vanish into the red hot goo…

“Hi I’m Gary.” He says as he reappears behind the crowd.

Right… Unlike you, Gary can do magic… Cause of course he can...
I'm sort of legitimately amused by how he says his own name and nothing else, maybe because it's not overwrought like the rest of this story, it's just a low-key gag and it's not explicitly called out.

Unfortunately the story ends on a cliffhanger but is marked "complete" so I guess I'll never get to get with the one I love

Gary.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:37 pm

Even in 2018 we have stories with crazy tagstorms like MLP: FiM/Gore/Violence/Death/Profanity/Dark/Drama/Sad/Alt. Universe/OC/Bat Pony
Their son has bright yellow slit pupils and as he chews on one of his hooves they notice little fangs poking out from his short muzzle, as he babbles incoherently the mare puts him down and quickly dangers out to get the nurse from before "hello I think you gave us the wrong colt as neither of us has had anything to do with one of those horrid batponies"
and it has racism against bats.
"no, that is not mistake but you having the kid is the mistake you shelter a life inside of you for that long only to shun it the second you lay eyes on it" the Griffin says as she reads through another patient's file

"no you Don't get it those monsters need to go back to the everfree where they belong with all the other freakshows. They are predators but unlike you griffins they are uncivilized brutes who do not even give vegetarian options for meals a chance" the mare says while her eyes twitch slightly,
very odd, very specific racism

I've seen people be way more racist over way less, but I don't come to pony stories to have racism olympics
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by West Filly (?) » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:45 pm

Maybe this is a fake-out? Bat ponies in this universe are fruitarians. They don't want your dairy products.
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:44 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
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Gary.

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by ixnay (?) » Mon May 21, 2018 3:11 am

Applejack threatens Zecora with a shotgun to get her off her farm because she's under a lot of stress. Zecora doesn't take it well, and comes back at Applejack with a little threat of her own.

Contains: Size difference, threats of vore.
Obsidian Shield and Star Gazer lost their parents to the Equestria/Zebra War. Taken in and trained by an Equestiran officer, can they get past the predujust against both Griffin and Zebra kind? Will it really matter in the end?

the word Rape is used, if this offends you I am sorry.
Danielle is girl in her mid twenties, and her life isn't going too great. With her unable to find another job, as well as college not working out well for her, and her parents pushing to get her out of the house, she found her life steadily going down into a hole as depression started taking hold of her. It all changed, however, when she gets hit by a car. A trip to the hospital finds her under the knife as they attempt to stop internal bleeding, but she doesn't make it.

Danielle now finds herself in equestria, home to a race known simply as Ponies. Despite having been a tall girl, Danielle finds herself dwarfed by these massive horse people, her face generally only ever coming up to their asses. And they're sexy as all hell

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The date is May 1941 on Earth, better known in Equestria as the year 1015. Nazi Germany declared war on Equestria after cracking the interdimensional barrier, sending the battleship Bismarck to enforce their goals.

In response to Germany's February declaration of war, Celestia spends billions to acquire a surface fleet at least capable of attacking her enemy.
I have a deep admiration and romantic feeling for Princess Luna. One day while I am talking to myself in the park about my love for her, I see a certain blue alicorn laying down behind a bush like a lion. I immediatly fall in love with her and decide to introduce myself to her. For two months she lives with me and during that time we form a wonderful relationship.
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I was love struck immediately. I came down to see her, very slowly when I did.

"Hello there, I am Johnathan."

She looked at me straight in the eyes with a wonderful smile on her muzzle. "I am Luna," she spoke in a voice like an angel, soft and silky.

"It's nice to meet you, have you ever been here before?" I asked

"No, it's a new place for me. But I am glad to be here, I don't normally come to a place like this." She continued.

"Do you want to come to my place for diner? I got a good meal planned: spaghetti." I asked.

"That sounds good, I have time." We booth went back to my home.

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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

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"I have a good meal planned: spaghetti" :lol:
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Re: PYF fimfiction: some thugs have motorcycles

Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:02 am

How to get a bad score on FiMFiction:
My Little Pony Christian stories wrote:Ponyville has many problems. some are to much for the simple pony to handle. some may be impossible to overcome alone. some acts may be incomprehensible to do. yet the Ponies in Ponyville are not alone. their is always one Shepard watching over his flock. one God that will take care of his Children.
“Alright. You know what I think revenge is” Dash asked. Scootaloo shook her head.

“I think it’s a responsibility. Not one for the likes of you or me, but for the one who cares for us” Rainbow Dash said.

“What does that mean” Scootaloo asked.

“You remember me telling you about a book I read right. The only non-Daring Do book” Scootaloo nodded.

that book says that revenge shouldn’t bee tasked to us, but to God” Rainbow Dash said.

“Ok squirt listen. The Bible says in the book of Romans Chapter 12 verses 17-21 ‘Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all. If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all. Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.” To the contrary, “if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals on his head.” Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.’ This tells us that Revenge isn’t ours to take, what we should do is be nice to our neighbors as if we are family. I know that it seems hard to grasp, it was for me to at first. But those words have power behind them. When God is ready he will bestow vengeance on Dimond Tiara, but it will be in his time and in his way. Understand” Rainbow Dash said.

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