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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:59 pm

Here it is:
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:29 pm

I'm surprised this made it to the second page without anyone posting Loss.jpg.

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Octavia (?) » Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:42 pm

W.T. Fits wrote:
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I'm surprised this made it to the second page without anyone posting Loss.jpg.
Or www.roundstable.com (not just this thread)
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:41 pm

this jar is way too nice of a jar to dispose of, but I have nothing to put in it, it's a paradoxical jar
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by stuff (?) » Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:53 pm

Jill wrote:
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this image

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

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Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
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this jar is way too nice of a jar to dispose of, but I have nothing to put in it, it's a paradoxical jar
Fill it with berry
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Mr. Big (?) » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:15 pm



This Kickstarter

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

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Once Again The Dumbest Thing
I hope everyone appreciated how hard it was to link to a post that hadn't existed yet. :v:
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by West Filly (?) » Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:29 am

Imagine four balls on a cliff...
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Adiwan (?) » Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:46 pm



A North-Korean and Italian monstrosity of an animated series, where they combined The Lion King with the Jungle Book, Sleeping Beauty, flamethrowers, football, and much more. The video above is a review of said series.

It's the dumbest thing I've heard of today.
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:55 am

okay this is actually pretty dumb

Rohy: the new connected country
Have you ever seen a young company plan to create a country? Probably not. Yet here we are, with this project.

The Rohy project started with a joke a year and a half ago. Since then, we have been working every day to make this one a reality. Getting started was not easy, starting a project of such size requires a big organization.

The first step of the project was to find a land where to place the country. Any existing one belongs to a state. Unless you go to war against them, it's almost impossible to get one. The solution was to create one entirely, placed in international waters (near Spain).
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The size of each module will be 25km² over 90 meters high, so there will be 50km² at the launch of the country. The height of a downtown module will be 90 meters above the water, and 40 below. A sufficient size to store 10,000 inhabitants at the beginning.
"$6.5 million please"

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Logicgate (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:21 am

Man I wanna live a place where my housing is thought of in terms of "storage"

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Logicgate (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:23 am

this combines all my favorite things: cryptocurrency, startups, and being physically unable to leave

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Logicgate (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:27 am

The government set up in the country will be a democracy. The laws will be brought by citizens on a private internet forum in Rohy, and it will be approved by an assembly of thirty citizens. These will be changed by vote every two years. The power is therefore entirely controlled by the citizens, but regulated to avoid excesses.
Well that's good enough for me, it's a good thing establishing a system of laws that enshrines democratic power while protecting against the abuse of minorities is such a simple task or I might find this lack of detail concerning.

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Logicgate (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:29 am

*slams fists on the table* I was promised arcologies for my megacorp dystopian housing god damn it! I'm not gonna go sit on a shitty artificial island near SPAIN

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Logicgate (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:35 am

Do not hesitate. Change your life. Choose Rohy.
Do not hesitate. Change your life. Choose Rohy.
Do not hesitate. Change your life. Choose Rohy.
Do not hesitate. Change your life. Choose Rohy.
Do not hesitate. Change your life. Choose Rohy.

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Logicgate (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:39 am

Here is the Rohy team, composed of 14 members:

Tristan Bouillot, team manager and developer.
Corentin Poirier, logistician.
Benjamin, lawyer.
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As well as 7 other members who do not wish to be named (community manager, developers, treasurer, and lawyers)
Only two people are willing to put their full names on this project and neither of them have any sort of technical or legal knowledge

Do not hesitate. Change your life. Choose Rohy.

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by West Filly (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:43 am

You're not going to create 50 square kilometers for 5million bux.

You'd struggle to build the platform for an oil rig with that chump money.
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by West Filly (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:47 am

For 5 million bux why not buy a boat and some materials, then try to colonise an island North of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago to act as an independent nation and staging point now that "the Northern Route" will be open year round. Build a nice big dock and some fueling facilities and you'll be in the money. This plan does hinge on the receding ice revealing new land, though. Also it has a high probability of Russian invasion. By that I mean it's probable that you would have technically invaded Russia.
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:13 am

the idea of spending money just to get fucked by the Russians or failing that Canada, the US or fucking whoever else seems like a bad one to me
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:14 am

you should be more like the Russians, buying up land near military sites in neighboring countries under the guise of private ownership for summer cottages


that is until the government goes "wait a minute" and welp, you bought too much land too fast
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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:14 am

but I mean, that's where the real money is
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:07 pm

Actually, that kickstarter makes perfect sense. They're following the Star Citizen model:
A simulator of the country in multiplayer will be made available in the coming months to show you your future life in this one.
They'll sell new JPGs every 12 weeks and never deliver the final product.

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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:29 pm

Better track record than Lowtax tbh
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Kickstarters in general

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by stuff (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:33 pm

let's be real, we've always wanted to see how fast a "let's make our own country!!!1" experiment goes horribly wrong

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:04 pm

stuff wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:33 pm
let's be real, we've always wanted to see how fast a "let's make our own country!!!1" experiment goes horribly wrong
but enough about America

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Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:18 pm

Highbrow Dash wrote:
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Pocket (?) » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:10 pm

stuff wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:33 pm
let's be real, we've always wanted to see how fast a "let's make our own country!!!1" experiment goes horribly wrong
Pretty fast, it turns out. So far multiple ones have already failed in the early planning phases, which isn't nearly as entertaining to watch as, say, watching the history of Rapture unfold in real time.
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:40 am

SlateSlabrock wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:55 am
okay this is actually pretty dumb

Rohy: the new connected country



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"$6.5 million please"
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Blarghalt (?) » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:43 am

The page for that seasteading country kickstarter honest to god sounds like a pitch for a bad MMO.

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