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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Mr. Big (?) » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:16 pm

Okay, this may very well be the dumbest Kickstarter campaign ever


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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:34 pm

Blarghalt wrote:
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The page for that seasteading country kickstarter honest to god sounds like a pitch for a bad MMO.
but unlike malatora they won't have cyborg dragons to protect it, so wtf is their plan
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:03 pm

Mr. Big wrote:
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Okay, this may very well be the dumbest Kickstarter campaign ever


But it's ~double the numbers~
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Madeline (?) » Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:57 am



why

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Logicgate (?) » Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:49 am

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Pretty fast, it turns out. So far multiple ones have already failed in the early planning phases, which isn't nearly as entertaining to watch as, say, watching the history of Rapture unfold in real time.
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:25 am

Madeline wrote:
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why
oh my God


"hey I can't use my phone while stopped but also stare at the traffic light at the same time, what the fuck, this is a problem that needs fixing"


all this would literally cause is more traffic accidents while idiots floor it as soon as they see the notification from the stupid device while continuing to look at their phone


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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:54 am

I just saw an episode of jimmy neutron wherein carl gets ass-pregnant after a facehugger ripoff attacks him
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:20 pm

Madeline wrote:
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why
This has to be satire

Right? :flutterdear:
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by West Filly (?) » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:32 pm

I wonder if a camera can recognise police cars in the surrounding area and warn you that a cop is nearby :ponder:
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:32 pm

Octavia wrote:
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This has to be satire

Right? :flutterdear:
It doesn't matter. What matters is that, deep inside, you know people would use it.

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Pocket (?) » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:35 pm

RIP Syndrome wrote:
Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:25 am
oh my God


"hey I can't use my phone while stopped but also stare at the traffic light at the same time, what the fuck, this is a problem that needs fixing"


all this would literally cause is more traffic accidents while idiots floor it as soon as they see the notification from the stupid device while continuing to look at their phone


we are doomed as a species
But y'see, self-driving cars can't be trusted because they might cause one or two accidents a year or something
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:23 pm

oh if they're anything like Tesla's or Uber's implementation then they'll cause quite a few more accidents a year than that, but that's a whole another discussion


really, phones should probably be universally banned from being used while driving, but it's not like a technological solution will fix that either since there's way too many issues with any sort of phone autolock


that said ironically enough unless I'm totally wrong Finland's new traffic laws actually allow using your phone as much as you want while at stoplights so welp, everything is dumb forever
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:11 pm

Remember when everyone thought Second Life was going to be the future of the Internet? Yeah, that didn't work out.
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Pocket (?) » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:12 pm

I don't. People did think it was going to be more popular than it ended up being, though. I imagine they also expected the graphics would have improved by now, but if the Monster Factory episode was any indication, they obviously have not.
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Mr. Big (?) » Thu Nov 28, 2019 6:14 pm

MADE FROM BEST MATERIALS!

Bamboo and Silver, apparently.

(that Kickstarter has more than 8 times the minimum it asked for, because OF COURSE :-I )

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:05 am

haha
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Madeline (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:12 am

Watch for my new Kickstarter, “MOCKS”

They’re SOCKS

but for MEN

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:40 am

whoa
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Mr. Big (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:09 am

Madeline wrote:
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Watch for my new Kickstarter, “MOCKS”

They’re SOCKS

but for MEN
I give you bajillion dollars! :party:

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 12:01 pm

Madeline wrote:
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Watch for my new Kickstarter, “MOCKS”

They’re SOCKS

but for MEN
surely it should be COCKS
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 12:09 pm

RIP Syndrome wrote:
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surely it should be COCKS
holy shit
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Adiwan (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 12:42 pm

Socks for females: FOCKS

No FOCKS given. :smug:
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Madeline (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:56 pm

Adiwan wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 12:42 pm
Socks for females: FOCKS

No FOCKS given. :smug:
RIP Syndrome wrote:
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surely it should be COCKS
lmao

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Madeline (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:58 pm

Mr. Big wrote:
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I give you bajillion dollars! :party:
I am now a captain of industry

please don’t remove my headsy from my necksy uwu

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Post by PhoolCat (?) » Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:56 pm

say hewwo to guiwwotine-chan 0w0
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:56 pm

oh noooo
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Madeline (?) » Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:01 pm

PhoolCat wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:56 pm
say hewwo to guiwwotine-chan 0w0
oops I made a fucky wucky *dies*

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:04 pm

I'm not going to attempt it but there's definitely a joke about inserting the wrong end into guiwwotine-chan to be made here
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Madeline (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:07 am

I’m not sure my head is distinguishable from my butt, in any case

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

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"Dumb" being meant in the most positive way possible

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Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 1:44 pm

I don't know what the hell I just watched, but I loved it.
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:35 pm

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I just saw an episode of jimmy neutron wherein carl gets ass-pregnant after a facehugger ripoff attacks him
at some point recently I informed yarma of this and provided proof it exists
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:47 pm

and now i have learned of this hell
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:17 pm

i recently learned there are people who deny the existence of the second world war
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Re: Post the dumbest thing you've ever seen

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some also deny that anything existed before 1900
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