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:vogue: I write songs about sewing machines...I'm a Singer Songwriter.
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:flutterdear: Why did the pony need cough syrup?

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:excellent: What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?

:bluh: “You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
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:-/ Why can't eggs keep secrets?

:smug: Because they tend to crack under pressure.
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:speakest: Who designed the round table of King Arthur?

:spike101: Sir Cumference.
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hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 01, 2021 11:30 am

:-/ Somebody has stolen one of my Mr. Men books.

:applejargh: I'm absolutely fuming and have vowed revenge...No more Mr. Nice Guy.
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